雙語笑話：兩個捕熊者

Two Bear Hunters

Two men went bear hunting．While one stayed in the cabin，the other went out looking for a bear．He soon found a huge bear，shot at it but only wounded it．The enraged bear charged toward him，he dropped his rifle and started running for the cabin as fast as he could．

He ran pretty fast but the bear was just a little faster and gained on him with every step．Just as he reached the open cabin door，he tripped and fell llat．Too close behind to stop，the bear tripped over him and went rolling into the cabin．

The man jumped up，closed the cabin door and yelled to his friend inside，“You skin this one while I go and get another one！”

兩個捕熊者

有兩個人去捕熊。其中一個留在小木屋里，另一個去尋找熊的蹤跡。他很快就發現一只大熊，向它射擊，卻沒有打死它，僅僅把它打傷了。狂怒的熊向他猛撲過來，他丟下槍，拼命向小木屋跑去。

他雖然跑得很快，但那只熊的速度比他還要快一些，每一步都緊追不舍。就在獵手跑到木屋開著的門口時，腳被絆了一下，重重地摔倒在地。那只熊離他距離太近，收不住腳，摔到他身上，滾進了木屋。

那個獵手趕緊爬起來，關上屋門，對里面的同伴大喊：“這只熊的皮就歸你剝了，我再去抓一只來！”