丑女貝蒂第一季20

[00:00.00]美劇MP3+LRC 12.09.02 13:55:39 [00:01.00](Wilhelmina) Previously on Ugly Betty: 前情提要 [00:02.96]Why would you ever agree to help Wilhelmina? 你怎么會答應幫Wilhelmina的忙? [00:05.50]- Can we talk about it? - Hi, Daddy. 我們能就此談談嗎? [00:07.74]- Alex? - Bradford Meade won't be able - 嗨 爸爸 - 你是Alex? [00:09.97]- to keep his hands off you. - That's the idea. Bradford Meade的手 是離不開你的啦 [00:11.51]那就是我的鬼主意 [00:13.01]- l saw you acting crazy and l... - Your day is over. Punch out! - 看到你瘋狂的舉止 我就… - 你的工作時間結束了! [00:16.75]So are you giving Petra the May cover or the June? 下班打卡就離開! [00:16.78]所以說你讓Petra上你五月號 還是六月號的雜志封面? [00:19.78]- What are you, also her manager? - l'm her mother. - 什么 你也是她的經理人嗎? - 我是她老媽 [00:22.68]- Petra is 1 6? - You didn't ask to see lD, did you? Petra才十六歲? [00:24.02]你沒要求看身份證 是吧? [00:26.89]lt's Daniel. Sounds like he might be in trouble. 打來的是Daniel 看來他有麻煩了 [00:29.42]l punched out. 我打卡收工了 [00:41.04](grunting) [00:45.41](screaming) [00:48.88](both screaming) [00:51.71]- Betty! What are you doing here? - l sleep here! 啊 Betty 你在這干什么啊?! [00:54.38]What are you doing sneaking in my window like you're in high school? 我睡在這啊! [00:54.48]你怎么像回到高中時代一樣 從我的窗戶溜進來啊? [00:57.65]l was out last night... with Santos. 我昨晚出去了 和Santos一起 [01:00.16]But l don't want Papi to know, or Justin yet. 但我不想讓爸爸或Justin知道 [01:02.72]l don't even know if this is ''l love you'' or just, you know, 我的意思是 我…我都 搞不清楚這是“我愛你”的表現 [01:06.23]- ''l love you naked.'' - OK, so you are back in high school. 或這只是 你知道的 “我愛你全裸” [01:07.88]好的 結論是 你回到高中時代了 [01:09.60]What are you doing here? Aren't you supposed to be at work? 你還在這干什么呢! 你應該在上班了啊? [01:12.67]l'm calling in sick. 我打電話請病假 [01:14.14]What, are you still mad at everyone there? 喔 你還在生大家的氣啊? [01:17.31]Why wouldn't l be? Christina's my best friend. 怎能不生氣啊? [01:20.11]l confided things to her and she went and told Wilhelmina. Christina是我的老友記 我向她 透露心事 她卻跑到Wilhelmina那打小報告 [01:23.41]And Daniel told me to butt out of his life, that l'm just his secretary. 還有 Daniel叫我離他生活遠點 [01:26.19]- 我只是他的秘書而已 - 嗯 [01:29.28]- And Henry... - Well, what did he do? - 還有Henry那家伙 - 他做什么了? [01:32.32]Nothing. But he has a girlfriend. 沒做什么 [01:34.08]但他有女朋友了 [01:35.79]And that's just the cherry on the sundae. 那可是個傷人的感嘆句 (注:cherry on the sundae是感嘆號的意思) [01:39.33]- Would you like a sundae? - Maybe. - 你想來杯圣代雪糕嗎?(與Sunday發音一樣) - 或許吧 [01:43.53]Tough! lt's Monday. Go to work. Be an adult. 喔 殘酷的來了 現在可是周一 去上班 成熟點 [01:46.03]Said the girl with the leaf in her hair. “一個頭發上有樹葉的女孩說道” (注:此句諷刺Hilda的文藝腔) [01:48.64]l'm just saying, a job is not about making friends, 我只是說說嘛 [01:50.03]工作不是為了交朋友 [01:51.77]it's about making money. And stealing office supplies. 而是為了賺錢… [01:54.78]By the way, we're out of coffee filters. 和偷偷辦公用品 [01:55.23]順便說說 咖啡漏斗用完了 [02:00.58]Well, that's certainly a nice way to wake up in the morning. 喔 早上能這樣醒來 真不賴 [02:04.15](Wilhelmina) Think of me as your cafe au lait. 把我想成“拿鐵咖啡”了? [02:09.52]l wish l didn't have to leave. l am not looking forward to my meeting with Alex. 真希望我能留下 [02:12.64]我可不想去見Alex [02:15.16]You poor dear. Do you want to talk about it? 噢 你這個小可憐 [02:17.74]你想談談嗎? [02:19.53]No, no, no. lt's my problem. l'll deal with it. 不 不 這是我的難題 我會自己處理 [02:22.07]Bradford, l hope you don't just think of me as your morning pick-me-up. Bradford 我希望你不只是 把我當作你早上吃的壯陽藥 [02:27.04]l'd like to think l'm an important part of your life. 我比較希望成為 你生命中的重要組成部分 [02:30.51]Someone you can talk to. 一位知音 [02:34.75]You know, if you really want to take my mind off things... 你知道嗎 假如你執意 要分散我注意力的話 [02:40.39]...the postman can ring twice. 郵差總是能按兩次門鈴的 (注:意思是一 “上” 再 “上”) [02:42.16](forced chuckling) [02:44.63]Ah, the miracle of modern medicine. 啊 現代醫藥的奇跡 [02:48.73]l already told you, Mr. Meade. 我已經告訴過你了 Meade先生 [02:50.70]Either you put my daughter on the cover of Mode or l tell the police 你要么把我女兒擱到 Mode雜志的封面 [02:54.27]that you like to, how you say, play in the minor leagues. 要么我去報警 說你有… [02:55.15]你們怎么說來著? 吃嫩草 [02:58.84]Stop laughing. You'll get wrinkles. 別笑了 會有皺紋的 [03:07.58]Look, l put together some money. Here's $ 75,000. 呃 聽著 我湊了些錢出來 [03:09.74]有七萬五千美圓 [03:12.19]- That enough to forget this happened? - This isn't about money. 這數目足夠 讓你們忘記那件事了吧? [03:13.89]這與金錢無關 我們在談的是 Petra的職業生涯 [03:16.06]This is about Petra's career. [03:17.89]She's going to be the next Kate Moss. But not a piggy. 她要做Kate Moss的接班人 而不是一個貪心鬼 [03:20.80]OK, look, we have a big photo shoot with our sister magazine Mode Brazil. 好的 聽著 呃… 我們今天有一場大型拍攝活動 [03:23.98]連同我們的兄弟雜志 “Mode巴西版”合拍 [03:26.23]- l think l can probably get you in. - Ooh, l already have the wax. 我想我很有可能讓你參與到其中 [03:28.07]噢 我已經用蠟脫過毛了 [03:31.14]Shut up, Petra. 住口吧 Petra [03:34.48]Nice try, Mr. Meade. 真有你的 Meade先生 但她對成為雜志 第八十頁角落的一張圖片沒什么興趣 [03:36.14]But she's not interested in a corner picture on page 80. [03:39.61]lt is the cover or jail. 要么上封面 要么進監獄 [03:42.15]Come on, Petra, you must be starving. Let's get you a club soda. 來吧 Petra 你肯定餓壞了 [03:44.34]我們去喝杯汽水吧 [04:00.30]Suck it up. lt's just a job. 堅持住 這只是份工作 [04:09.08]Betty, l'm so glad you're here. Betty 你在這我太欣慰了 [04:11.35]lsabella from Bungalow 8 called. You left your pants there Tuesday night. 住在一家平房的Isabella打電話來 說你周二晚落了條褲子在她那 [04:15.82]Monique wants to know if you're taking her to Soho House. Betty… [04:16.43]Monique問周五你打不打算 帶她去你在Soho的家 [04:18.79]Wilmer Valderrama's in second. 不帶的話 她就去陪 Wilmer Valderrama [04:20.49]- Can't we talk about Friday night? - Not necessary. - 我們能不能討論討論上周五晚? - 沒必要 [04:23.22]Oh. The cafeteria is out of bagels. 噢 餐廳的百吉餅賣完了 [04:24.96]l'm going to the kiosk. Can l get you something else? 所以我打算到樓下的食攤 買些回來 你還需要什么嗎 [04:27.46]You're really not gonna let me say anything? 你就不打算讓我說什么嗎 [04:29.93]You said it. You're my boss and l'm just your assistant. l'll be back in ten. 你已經說了 [04:30.90]你是我老板 我只是你的助手 [04:32.49]十點見 [04:36.74]lf l ever get my hands on the man who invented these things... 如果我有機會碰到 [04:38.71]發明這些東西的人 [04:40.44]And let me assure you, it was a man. Here. 我敢保證 這人肯定是個男的 [04:42.98]Find something to replace them with. Anything but cyanide. 拿著 找些替代藥品 [04:44.81]除了砒霜外都行 [04:46.48]l need him alive. Just not all of him alive. 我要他活著 只是精力 不要那么充沛 [04:50.72]So little Bradford's keeping you up at night? 所以說Bradford的“小弟弟” 折騰了你一個晚上咯? [04:53.62]l try to nod off, and when the finish line approaches, 我試著打打盹 [04:56.59]he starts howling like a wounded beagle. 誰知他快到高潮的時候 居然像只 受傷的獵犬那樣開始肆意嚎叫 [04:58.83]Sexy. ls it really worth it? 很“性?！?這樣做真的值得嗎 [05:01.56]Well, the only way l can run this empire is if l marry that horn dog. 喔 能讓我統治這帝國的唯一方法 就是嫁給那條饑渴的公狗 [05:05.17]What about Claire, the current Mrs. Horn Dog? 嗯 那Claire怎么辦吶? 她可是饑渴公狗的現任太太啊 [05:08.97]First things first. 得先解決 迫在眉睫的事 [05:10.91]Willy, l'm not an expert about moving past the sex, because, well, why? Willie 我不是禁欲專家 [05:13.85]因為 嗯… 怎能離開性愛呢 [05:15.41]But if you want to move from mistress to missus, make yourself 但如果你想 頭銜從 情婦到太太的話 [05:18.68]a little more indispensable. Find the thorn in his paw and pull it out. 也許你該讓自己變得 不可或缺 [05:19.57]你懂的啦 在他的手心里 找到那根刺 然后狠狠地拔出來 [05:22.82]Out of the mouths of gays... 能說出這種話 你不愧當同志 [05:31.03]A check for ten million dollars? 一張一千萬的支票? [05:33.19]lt's all yours... 都歸你的了 [05:34.80]...if you resign from Mode and disappear, for good this time. 假如你把Mode的工作辭了 然后消失 這次要人間蒸發 [05:39.20]- You called me in here to buy me off? - l have one child now: Daniel. 所以說你叫我來 想收買我? [05:41.37]我現在只有一個孩子 他叫Daniel [05:43.47]- l want him in charge of Mode. - You stupid son of a bitch. 我想讓他掌管Mode [05:44.92]你這個愚蠢的賤貨 [05:48.08]You don't get it, do you? 你還沒弄懂 是嗎 [05:52.45]l'm not going anywhere until l make you pay for everything you've done to me. 在你償還了對我 造成的 [05:54.86]所有傷害前 我哪兒都不會去 [05:59.09]Spend your money on something else. 把你的臭錢花在別的東西上吧! [06:07.43]Good morning, Sloppy. 早上好啊 小胖妞 [06:09.43]What? l said ''good morning.'' You got messages. 你怎么了 我說早上好 [06:12.90]Christina called like 1 ,200 times. Pretty sure she was drunk-dialing. 你有留言 [06:12.63]Christina為了找你 快打了一千兩百個電話了 [06:15.21]我敢說她打來的時候 肯定喝得醉熏熏了 [06:16.94]And your nerd lover keeps sniffing around. 還有你的那個討厭鬼情人 四處尋覓你呢 [06:19.21]Henry is not my lover. And just throw away the messages from Christina. Henry不是我的情人 [06:20.85]還有 把Christina的留言 仍到一邊就行了 [06:23.98]Ooh. Someone's got their bitch on. 噢 有人要改行做潑婦了 [06:33.05]Tavares. l'm here to see Wilhelmina Slater. 我是Tavares [06:34.22]我是來這里與 Wilhelmina Slater見個面的 [06:35.92]l have a nine to show her my designs. 九點的時候 我向她要秀一下 新設計的款式 [06:37.89]Take a seat. 唔…坐坐吧 [06:41.63]Fierce. 獸性十足 [06:44.03]Fierce back. 野獸回來了 [06:47.80]You go to court with this lawyer next month and that's it? You're a citizen? 打斷一下 你下個月 陪同你的律師出庭 [06:50.03]就這么簡單 你變成美國公民了? [06:52.07]Pretty much. My new lawyer says l'm on the fast track. 大概是那樣 [06:52.98]我的新律師說 我在辦理綠卡上走捷徑 [06:55.18]That's great. We need a party... with a theme! 那太好了 [06:56.16]我們要來場派對 要有主題的 [06:59.61]''Crossing the Border.'' “跨越邊界” [07:00.92]We'll have a fence and make everyone climb over it. 我們要在門口 搭個高高的柵欄 [07:03.68]You do that. 然后讓大家爬過去 [07:04.13]由你來弄 [07:05.82]- Hey, Mom. - Good morning. - 嘿 老媽 - 早上好 [07:07.89]Lose the earrings. Too big. Bye! 摘下耳環 太累贅了 再見! [07:10.73]Morning. No time for breakfast. l gotta be at the Cosmetology lnstitute at ten. 早上好 老爸 我沒空吃早餐了 [07:13.04]我要十點到那家美容學院 [07:15.50]- lf you're late, you sweep hair. - You look a little tired. 如果你遲到了 他們會讓你掃頭發的 [07:17.08]你看上去有點疲倦 [07:19.20]Oh, l didn't get much sleep last night. 噢 昨晚沒怎么睡啦 [07:21.77]l started watching Suzanne Somers' QVC Slumber Party. 于是我開始看Suzanne Somers主持的 QVC購物臺睡衣派對 [07:24.84]She wears pajamas and she makes everybody waffles. 聽著 她穿著睡衣 給大伙弄了華夫餅 [07:27.84]And she had this one woman from Virginia named Tammie Lynn 她有個從維吉尼亞來的 名字叫Tammy Lynn的女性觀眾 [07:31.05]who said the funniest things! 這女人講了最好笑的事 [07:32.75]You do realize you put in too many details when you lie. 當你撒謊的時候 你意識到自己 會添油加醋地亂講話嗎 [07:35.62]l know. Damn it! Why can't l stop? 我知道 該死的 我怎么停不下來呢? [07:38.65]Hilda. You went out with Santos. l heard you climb the drain pipe. Hilda 你出去找Santos了 [07:41.71]我聽到你爬排水管的聲音了 [07:43.69]Did he at least walk you to it and give you a boost? 他有沒有至少提出深入交往 推動你們倆的關系? [07:46.83]OK, so l was with Santos. So what? 好啦 所以說我和Santos一起了 這又不會怎樣! [07:50.03]l'm not a kid anymore. l can do what l want! 我不再是個小孩子了 我能隨心所欲地做事了 [07:52.73]That's your problem, mija. You never think things through. 那就是你的癥結所在 Mija [07:54.51]你從來不把事情想透徹 [07:56.70]You never let up! God, l hate this house! 喔 你從未停止責難我 老天爺 我討厭這房子! [08:00.37]l'm so out of here when l'm 40! 我四十歲的時候一定要離開這里! [08:05.61]You got lD? 你有帶身份證吧? [08:09.12]Oh, hello. You're the man from the office. 噢 你好啊 [08:10.16]你是那間辦公室的人 [08:18.23]Hi. Can l get an onion bagel, toasted with a dollop of cream cheese? 嗨 我想要一份洋蔥味的百吉餅 [08:19.70]輕微烤焦 還要一小塊 奶油干酪 [08:21.73]Not a smidge, not a schmear, a dollop. He's very specific. 不是一丁點 不是一小片 是一小塊 他講得很明確 [08:26.53]l do understand! l have to work! - 你懂不懂啊? 我要工作! - 不懂! [08:28.94]What are you waiting for? Hurry! Gotta get out of here! 嘿! 好了嗎 你在慢吞吞等誰啊 快啊 我要離開這了 [08:31.91]- Betty. Hi. We didn't see you. - Hi. Betty 嗨 呃 我們沒看到你 [08:36.04]Sorry for the sad face. We're fighting. 嗨 [08:36.06]抱歉我的臉這么臭 我們在吵架 [08:38.38]You don't have to tell everyone we're fighting. 你沒必要告訴遇見我們的 所有人 我們在吵架啊 [08:40.85]lt's just Betty. Oh, oh. 她可是Betty喲 [08:42.68]Betty, if you moved halfway across the country to be with the person you loved, 噢 噢 Betty 假如你跑了半個國家 搬到你愛的人身邊 [08:46.75]wouldn't you want him to come home at a normal time 你會不會想希望他 在一個正常的時間 [08:49.36]- every once in a while? - Oh, and Betty, 隔三差五地從辦公室 回到家 唔? [08:51.93]what if you had a girlfriend who relied on you for absolutely everything? 噢 Betty 如果你有個女友 [08:53.43]她一切事務都依賴你呢? [08:57.00]Um...l don't know. 嗯 我也不知道 [08:59.53]l'm trying to figure out why an onion bagel costs more than a raisin bagel. 我還在想為什么 [09:00.71]洋蔥百吉餅 比 葡萄干百吉餅 還要貴 我要走了 再見 [09:03.34]l gotta go, bye. [09:08.01](elevator bell dings) [09:16.82]Oh... lt's you. 噢 是你 [09:18.62]Uh... 呃 聽著 [09:21.16]Can we please talk? Because l'm really, really sorry. 我們能好好談談嗎 因為我真的很抱歉 [09:24.93]You know what, l need to get this to Daniel. l'm gonna take the stairs. 你知道嗎 我要把這玩意兒 拿給Daniel 我去走樓梯 [09:33.43]- No, l don't think so. - Betty! 唔? 不 不行 [09:36.60]- Listen, about earlier... - Betty! l really need to explain. Betty! [09:36.69]聽著 早前那事… [09:38.20]Betty! 我需要向你解釋 [09:40.31]Betty! You can't just stop speaking to me. Betty! 你不能只是 不和我說話啊 [09:43.81]- Betty! - Betty! - Betty! - Betty! [09:45.01]- Betty! - Betty! - Betty! - Betty! [09:47.05]- There she is! - Betty! 她在那 Betty! [09:48.82]Get her! l can smell her, l can smell her! 噢 抓住她! [09:50.99]Stop! - 我可以嗅得到她 我可以嗅得到她 - 別動! 別動! [09:52.89]l'm sick, l'm going home. 我病了 我要回家 [10:15.28]Well, well, well. Look who decided to make a surprise appearance. 喔 喔 喔 [10:16.63]瞧瞧誰來了場 意外現身的把戲 [10:19.05]This is an editorial meeting. l am editor in chief. Why wouldn't l? 喔 這是場編輯會議 我又是主編 [10:22.68]No open bar, to start with. 我怎能不在場呢? 對吧 [10:24.32]Well, l think l just saved next month's issue. 這里又沒有酒吧開張 [10:24.77]嗯 我猜我剛剛 拯救了下月份的期刊 [10:27.56]Meet your new cover girl. Bam! 看看你的新封面女郎吧 砰砰! [10:30.02]''Bam?'' l can't believe l was ever a guy. - 砰砰? - 唔唔 [10:31.86]我曾經是個男的 難以置信 [10:34.50]Daniel, this girl's biggest credit is a toothpaste ad in the Ukraine. Daniel 這個女孩最大的榮譽 不過是上了在烏克蘭的牙膏廣告 [10:39.57]Want me to bump Scarlett Johansson for her? 你想我為了她擠掉 Scarlett Johansson [10:42.00]Scarlett Johansson? (blows raspberry) Tired. Scarlett Johansson? [10:44.24]老掉牙了 [10:48.14]Oh, l get it. You got this chick in bed by offering her the cover. 噢 我懂了 [10:50.13]你想和她上床 條件是讓她上雜志封面 [10:53.41]- Forget it. lt's been set for weeks. - l control half this magazine. 死心吧 幾周前就敲定了 [10:55.54]這雜志一半在我掌控下 [10:57.28]- l want her on the cover. - And l control the half 我要她上雜志封面 [11:00.52]that actually does the work, and l'm saying no freakin' way. 雜志的另一半由我控制 這一半才是雜志的靈魂 [11:01.92]我要說的是 絕對沒門 [11:14.94]l know this is a little uncomfortable, but rinsing the hair with cold water 我知道這樣弄有點 不舒服 [11:17.24]但用冷水清洗頭發 [11:18.94]closes the cuticles and smoothes the hair. 能保護角質層 理順頭發 [11:25.45]- Hey, Hilda. - Hey. 嘿 Hilda [11:28.05]- Hey, Aunt Betty. - Why aren't you in school? 嘿 [11:28.37]嘿 Betty姑姑 [11:30.92]l agreed to let him skip gym to be my hair model. 你怎么不在學校啊? [11:31.10]我同意他逃體育課 如果他答應做我的發型模特 [11:33.55]- She made me do a couple push-ups. - Why aren't you at work? 她叫我做了幾個俯臥撐 [11:37.53]Well, l tried. But l couldn't suck it up. 你不是在上班嗎 [11:37.90]嗯 我試了下 [11:41.76]lt was just really hard. l don't know, maybe l should just quit. 但我 我受不了 真是個難題 [11:44.31]我不知道如何是好 我辭職算了 [11:46.10]Justin, go towel off. You, sit. Justin 去喝杯東西 [11:49.30]They say that 50 percent of this job is listening, 你 過來坐好了 [11:50.06]他們常說這工作 有一半是聆聽 [11:51.91]and you are in desperate need of ''hairapy.'' 你急需“發廊式心理咨詢” [12:03.42]- Miss Slater! - Do l know you? Slater小姐 [12:06.15]- No. - Then stop talking to me. - 我認識你嗎 - 呃 不認識 [12:06.89]那么別再和我說話 [12:09.92]- l guess my meeting is canceled. - Don't take it personally. 我猜我的會面取消了 [12:13.09]She made Dolce wait three hours and Gabbana five. She hates Gabbana. 別太在意 有一次她讓Dolce 等了三個小時 讓Gabbana等了五個小時 (注:Dolce&Gabbana是國際知名服裝品牌) [12:16.70]She never forgave him for something that she can't remember. 她很討厭Gabbana [12:16.94]她為了一件 想不起是什么的事 到現在一直恨他 [12:19.87](Wilhelmina) Marc! Marc! [12:22.07]Ooh. Bulgy. 我… 噢… [12:23.00]激突 [12:26.01]Well, it was great while it lasted. See ya. 那么… [12:27.66]有希望是快樂的 再見了 [12:31.05]Hey, wait. 嘿 等等 [12:32.85]l actually feel bad for you, and l never feel bad for anyone. 我真的為你感到難過 [12:35.27]還有我從沒對 任何人感到難過 過來 [12:36.85]Here. [12:37.92]You can have Tuesday at ten. 你周二早上十點再過來吧 [12:43.62]Lindsay will be back in rehab by then anyway. 反正Lindsay到那時候 也復職了(由她背這個黑鍋) [12:46.13]l don't know how to thank you. Wait, l do! 真不知道該怎么謝你 [12:48.15]等等 我想到了 [12:54.87]Here, for you. 這件衣服 是你的了 [12:57.10]Only that will do this justice, anyway. 只有那火辣身材 才能配得上這衣服 [13:01.04]Mmm. You are so right. 唔…你說得太對了 [13:06.38]lf l were a gay guy, l would so tap that. 噢 假如我是同志的話 我一定要拍拍他屁股 [13:09.95]( Sergio Mendes featuring Black Eyed Peas: Mas Que Nada) [13:25.20]Girls! Smile. My concept is about sun and fun. 女生們 笑笑 [13:27.73]我的想法建立 在太陽和歡樂上 [13:30.04]This is not about global warming, it's about tan lines. OK? Listen. 和全球變暖(等嚴肅話題) 沒一點關系 [13:32.13]要表現的是古銅色的線條 懂不? [13:34.71]- Yeah! - (clapping) 聽著 [13:35.26]耶~ [13:36.78]So which one is the creative director for Mode Brazil? 哪位是Mode巴西版的創意總監啊? [13:42.42]Oh, my God. 噢 俺的娘 等我死了 火化后 把我的骨灰噴滿他的肉身吧! [13:43.72]When l die, have me cremated and sprinkled all over his body. [13:47.15]Messages, please. 報報留言 好嗎 [13:48.72]Your lunch with Donna is canceled, 你和Donna的午餐取消了 [13:50.89]Liz from Commes des Garcons needs to talk to you ASAP and... Oh. Commes des Grands的Liz 要盡快和你談談 [13:53.96]還有 呃 噢! [13:55.66]Ta-da! Here you go! He won't even be able to keep the remote up tonight. 嗒嗒! 這給你 [13:58.12]今晚他連他家的遙控 都“立”不起來了 [14:00.47]- What did you replace them with? - lt's better if you don't know. 你換了些什么進去? [14:02.71]你不知道更好 [14:04.44]l'm just kidding, it's mints! 我只是說說笑 里面是薄荷糖 [14:08.84]Oh, my God. When l die, l want to be cremated and... 噢 俺的爹 [14:10.53]等我死后 火化了 我要噴撒… [14:12.15]Already did it! 已經噴過骨灰了 [14:13.71]- Where did you get that jacket? - A new up-and-coming designer. Amanda 你在哪里弄來的夾克? [14:17.08]Tavares. No last name because he's that good. 一位設計界的明日之星 Tavares [14:19.79]Well, the buttons totally ruin the line, but besides that, l don't hate it. 有名無姓 因為他太有才華了 [14:20.09]喔 那些紐扣把衣服的線條 毀得七七八八了 [14:22.01]除了那以外 還不賴 [14:23.86]- Why don't l know about him? - Oh, um... Well, he... 我怎么不認識這個設計師啊? [14:25.94]噢 嗯 那個 他…他… [14:28.13]- He... - l think he's in your book for Tuesday. 我想他在你的日程表里了 周二吧 [14:31.63]- Good work, Marc. - Yeah, Marc, good work. 噢 做得好 Marc [14:33.65]是啊 Marc 做得“很好” [14:35.40]No, this is wrong. Wrong. Take five. Touch-ups? 那樣就不對了 不對了 [14:39.35]做五個姿勢好嗎 [14:41.21]Why don't you go and ask someone what global warming is? 你不如去問問別人 什么叫全球變暖吧 [14:49.45]l think your models are depressed. Everyone in New York is depressed. 我想你的模特們很沮喪 [14:52.49]在紐約的所有人都很沮喪 [14:54.26]ln my country, a woman buries her husband, throws on a bikini 在我的國家 丈夫去世 入土后 老婆便匆匆穿上比基尼泳衣 到海灘狂歡 [14:57.59]and goes to the beach! [14:59.29]But a black bikini, because she still has to mourn. 但穿的是黑色的比基尼吧 因為她還要服喪 [15:02.93]Yeah, of course. 是的 理所當然 [15:05.30]Rodrigo Veloso, creative director of Mode Brazil. 我是Rodrigo Veloso Mode巴西版的創意總監 [15:10.30]- Alexis... - Meade. - Alexis - Meade [15:11.77]l always know the name of the most beautiful woman in the room. 我總是曉得房間里 最漂亮女人的名字 [15:18.41]l mean, clearly they're not my friends. 我的意思是 他們擺明 不是我的朋友 [15:21.05]Maybe l should just start over, find new people who won't let me down. 也許我該從頭再來 [15:23.11]尋找不會讓我失望的陌生人 [15:25.59]- What is that? - That's my wise hairdresser's nod. 你點頭想表達什么? [15:28.36]They say you gotta do it, even if you're not listening. 只是一位聰慧的發型師 表示同意時點了點頭 [15:28.78]他們說不管你聽沒聽 別人訴苦 你都要點頭 [15:31.23]l was, l was! Calm down. And you know what l think? 我有聽 有聽你講 冷靜點 [15:33.81]你知道我的想法嗎? [15:35.36]- You're too hard on your friends. - Are you kidding me? 你對你朋友太苛刻了 [15:38.37]- You are! You always have been. - You are, Aunt Betty. 你在開玩笑的吧? [15:38.43]你就是那樣的 一直都是 [15:41.67]You guys don't know what you're talking about. l'm outta here. 你是那樣的人 Betty姑姑 [15:42.74]你們這些家伙 不分青紅皂白 [15:45.94]OK. Well, l have two words for you: Trina DiPaolo. 我要離開這里 [15:46.24]好的 喔 我送你兩個名詞 [15:48.58]Trina Dipaolo [15:55.18]Mr. Meade? Uh, Daniel? Meade先生 [15:58.12]lf you're looking for Betty, she's not here. 呃 Daniel? [15:58.56]如果你在找Betty的話 她人不在這里 [16:00.59]Yeah, l know. lt's not... 是的 我知道 不是關于… [16:03.12]lt's just about the $ 75,000 check l cut for you. 呃 是關于我挪給你的 七萬五千塊支票 [16:07.76]lt's kind of a big miscellaneous expense, 那支票就像是數目巨大的 “無奇不有式的開銷” [16:10.97]- if you could tell me what it's for... - Henry, you don't have to hide it. 所以你只要告訴我 那張支票是花在什么方面的 [16:12.65]Henry 你不必遮遮掩掩了 [16:15.44]You can have the check back. 把支票拿回去吧 [16:18.14]l'm not gonna need it in prison. 在監獄里派不上用場 [16:25.18]( Reggaeton plays) [16:28.32]l can't believe you would even say that name to me. 你敢提起那個名字 難以置信 [16:31.32]- Who's Trina? - Betty's friend in high school Trina Dipaolo是何方神圣? [16:33.89]- until she ended it. - No! 在自己主動結束友誼關系前 她是Betty高中時的知己 [16:35.89]Trina is the one who ended it when she ruined our anti-prom. 不 [16:36.05]是Trina在背叛定下 “反舞會”的誓言后 提出的 [16:39.69]What's an anti-prom? 什么是“反舞會”? [16:41.33]lt was our celebration of how much we hated the prom. 是我們的同樂會 [16:43.25]慶祝我倆對畢業舞會 有相同的仇恨 [16:44.93]l loved my prom. 我愛死我的畢業舞會 [16:46.83]And nine months later, l had a wonderful reminder of it. 九個月之后 我有了一個 最美好的紀念品 [16:51.11](kisses) Trina和我在計劃“反舞會”上 花了好幾個月 [16:52.17]Trina and l planned our anti-prom for months. [16:54.94]We knew no boys were going to ask us, so we stayed home 我們都知道沒有男生 會邀請我們 [16:57.98]and we ate cookie dough and we rented Carrie... 我們就待在家里 吃吃曲奇餅 [17:00.58]- Classic girl rage. - Do you want to hear what happened? 我們租了恐怖電影“Carrie” [17:00.75]經典的女生泄憤法 [17:02.19]好啦 你想知道接下來發生的事嗎? [17:04.49](Betty) So we were sitting on the couch watching Carrie... 我們坐在沙發上 觀看“Carrie” [17:08.36]- Can l look? - Oh, my God. 好了啦 能看不? [17:08.36]能看了嗎? [17:10.69]You two losers are doing this? 噢 我的老天爺 [17:10.78]你們兩個灰姑娘 真的不去畢業舞會了? [17:12.83]Yeah, the gym teacher just got cut in half. You can look now. 是的 那個體育老師 被割成兩半了 現在可以睜開眼了 [17:15.73]- (screams) - (laughing) 啊! [17:17.33]- Trina! Not funny! - Move over. Move. - Trina! - 挪一下屁股 [17:20.43]Oh, my God, John Travolta was hot. What happened? - 忽悠我 一點都不好玩 - 挪遠點 [17:20.61]噢 我的天 John Travolta 真是性感 [17:24.91]And then Trina got a phone call 發生什么了? [17:25.10]然后有人打電話給Trina [17:26.77]and it turned into one of the worst nights of my life. 隨后那個晚上成了 我一生中最糟糕的夜晚 [17:30.01]- You're leaving me to go to the prom? - Betty, it's Sam Pappas! 你要丟下我一人 獨自去參加舞會? [17:31.94]Betty 那電話是 San Ipappas打來的 [17:33.48]l've had a crush on him since he put gum in my hair. 自從他把口香糖 弄到我頭發上 我就迷上他了 [17:36.08]His date got chickenpox and he has no one to go with. 他的舞伴長水痘了 [17:38.72]lt's a prom night miracle. 他又找不到任何人當舞伴 [17:38.82]真是個舞會夜的奇跡 [17:40.39]But we made a pact in Yearbook Committee! This is our anti-prom! 我們還在年鑒委員會工作時 就約定好了 [17:42.83]今晚可是我們的“反舞會”之夜 [17:45.06]You're sad and pathetic and will never have a boyfriend. 你既可悲又可憐 是不會有男朋友的啦 [17:48.96]Traitor. 你背叛我 [18:05.01]No! 不要啊! [18:06.95](Hilda) Pig's blood? 豬血? [18:08.12](chuckles) OK, l was there, and that's not what happened at all. 好啦 當時我在場 [18:10.59]根本不是那么回事 [18:12.55]Listen, we made a pact in Yearbook Committee! This is our anti-prom! 聽著 我們在年鑒委員會工作時 就約定好了 [18:16.49]l know. And l know it's sad and pathetic, 今晚是我們的“反舞會”之夜! [18:16.65]我知道 我知道我離開你 你會又可悲又可憐 [18:19.23]but this is the closest l'll ever get to having a boyfriend. 但這是我能交到男友的 最大機會了 [18:22.46]Just go, you traitor. 去吧 你這個賣國賊 [18:27.90]Please understand. Betty... 請你務必諒解 Betty… [18:35.38]OK, maybe l embellished a little, 好啦 也許我夸張了一丁點 [18:38.58]but it may as well have been blood. That's what it felt like. 但當時真的有 豬血淋頭的感覺 [18:41.45]Aunt Betty, you are so theater. Betty姑姑 你真是戲劇化 [18:44.12]She called you for days and you never returned her calls. Betty 她那幾天一直打電話給你 [18:45.70]而你一通電話也沒回她 [18:47.22]You shut her out because she made one mistake. 因為她做錯一件事 你就把她踢飛了 [18:49.56]- Well, it was a big one! - Yeah? Was it worth it? 嗯 是個不小的錯誤 [18:50.80]是嗎 值得不? [18:54.56]How was the rest of your school year? Who'd you eat lunch with? 接下來那幾年你過得好嗎? [18:57.90]- The lunch ladies. - Was it Eleanor? She is such a gossip. 你和誰一起共進午餐? [18:58.63]- 飯堂嬸嬸 - 是Eleanor嗎? [19:01.80]OK, hairapist, what would you have done? 她真是個三姑六婆 [19:01.79]好啦 發廊心理咨詢師 你又會怎么做呢? [19:04.54]l'd have told Trina how that made me feel. 我會告訴Trina 她那樣做我會有什么感覺 [19:06.64]And that's what you should be doing with Daniel and Christina. 面對Daniel和Christina 你就該這么做 [19:10.31]- lt's too hard. - Why, Betty? 太難了啦! [19:12.65]Don't want to see how hurt you are? 為什么啊 Betty? [19:12.69]因為你不想他們知道 自己受了多大委屈? [19:14.55]Afraid that you're gonna lose them? Haven't you already? 因為你擔心你會失去他們? [19:17.92]l thought you said jobs were just about paychecks. 你都已經失去他們了! [19:17.99]我記得你說過 工作只是為了那張工資支票 [19:20.89]Obviously, not for you. 這句話對你來說不適用 [19:27.63]- Wow. - Yeah. 哇噢! [19:30.36]Never known anyone who's been blackmailed before. 我從沒聽說過誰被 勒索過 [19:33.30]lt's so All My Children, which l used to watch with my mother, 這和小說“All My Children”太像了 [19:34.93]我常常和我的老媽一起看 [19:36.77]and... l don't know why l just said that. 還有 不知道為什么我會說這些 [19:39.11]Look, l'm sorry l dumped all this on you. [19:40.63]聽著 向你傾訴這一切 我有點不好意思 [19:43.68]l guess l needed to talk to someone. 我想我需要找個人談談 [19:47.28]There aren't many people here to do that with. 能談心的人 這里并不多 [19:49.68]Yeah, l miss Betty too. 是的 我也想念Betty [19:55.46]She warned me about screwing up. 嗯 她警告過我 我會搞砸的 [19:58.26]l know l was drunk, but l never thought Petra could be underage. 我知道我喝醉了 但我從來 沒想過Petra會未成年 [20:03.46]- Sounds like you were set up. - Doesn't change anything. 嗯　聽上去你是被陷害的 [20:04.84]這對事態發展沒什么幫助 [20:07.57]Maybe l should face the consequences. 也許我要承擔后果 [20:09.84]No, you have to get Alexis to put Petra on the cover. 不 你要讓Alexis 把Petra擺上封面 [20:12.91]Look, l tried that. 聽著 那方法我試過了 [20:14.58]Tell her what's going on, then she'll do it. 嗯 假如…假如你告訴他 這是怎么一回事 她會那樣做的 [20:16.81]Yeah, you don't know Alexis. 呃 也許吧 你不了解Alexis [20:19.31]She is family. Has to count for something. 她是你的家人 [20:21.14]總有點利用價值吧 [20:24.32]Oh, and Wilhelmina flipped for the jacket you gave me. 噢 還有Wilhelmina很看好 你給我的夾克 [20:27.62]- How much do you love me? - lt's Matt Damon, and then you. 你有多愛我啊 [20:29.11]嗯…除了Matt Damon之外 就是你啦　 [20:31.33]Oh, one thing. She hated those buttons. 噢 告訴你一件事 她討厭那些紐扣 [20:33.89]Got them on anything else, burn them. 假如你在任何東西上 用了那些紐扣 燒毀它們 [20:36.30]- Really? - Now that l think about it, 真的嗎? [20:38.53]take the sequins off that black cocktail. 是的 既然我想到這兒了 [20:38.49]也許你該把那些小金屬片 從那件黑色雞尾服上拿掉 [20:40.97]Sequins remind her of the bad times at 54. 小金屬片讓她想起在 在54俱樂部的不如意 [20:43.14]What about the capris? How does she feel about tortoiseshell? 那條緊身女褲她會怎么看? [20:45.44]她對龜甲蝴蝶有什么感覺? [20:47.87]OK, OK, OK. Mucho, mucho big favor. 好啊 好 好 你幫大忙了! (注: mucho是西班牙語意思是“很,十分”) [20:50.68]Could you please come to my studio tonight and tell me 你今晚務必來我的工作室 好嗎 [20:53.71]what Miss Slater will love and what she will hate? Please? 然后告訴我 Slater小姐 喜歡什么 不喜歡什么 [20:57.32]This is a big opportunity for me. 求你了 對我來說 這是個良機啊 [20:59.12]Well, if fashion duty calls. And l do love free clothes. 嗯 出于對時尚的責任… [21:01.34]我又有免費的衣服 [21:03.42]- There will be free clothes, right? - Plenty. 會有免費的衣服 對吧? [21:06.66]( soft jazz playing) 很多! [21:10.40](camera clicking) [21:12.60]After the shoot, perhaps you will join me for dinner. 拍完照片后 你能和我共進晚餐嗎 [21:15.37]There's this little restaurant l know. And l would love to take you there. 有一家小小的餐廳 [21:17.65]我很希望能帶你去 [21:20.91]l'm afraid l have a lot of work to do. But thank you for the invitation. 我有很多工作要去做 恐怕去不了了 [21:23.97]但謝謝你的邀請 [21:26.78]l'll keep myself available, in case you change your mind. 我會一直把今晚空著 以防你改變主意 [21:35.02]l see you've met Rodrigo. Quite a specimen, isn't he? 看來你見到Rodrigo了 [21:37.98]他真是一個好男人典范 對吧 [21:41.16]l guess. He asked me out to dinner. 也許是吧 [21:44.97]- And you said? - No. 他邀請我出去吃晚餐 [21:45.24]你怎么回答? [21:47.47]Alexis! Why? 不去啊 [21:48.90]Because it's dinner and that means sex! l know that. l used to be a guy. Alexis 為什么說不呢 [21:48.88]因為那是場夜宴 換句話說 要上床的 [21:51.35]我很清楚 [21:53.97]- And what's wrong with sex? - Well, l haven't... lt's... 我以前可是個男人 [21:53.83]上床又怎么了 [21:55.26]喔 我還沒 只是 我還沒 真的… [21:57.38]l haven't exactly... Ever since l... l haven't... 自從我… [22:02.52]Taken the new car out for a test drive? 我就沒有… [22:02.46]把新車開出去 試試“性”能? [22:04.82]- That's one way to put it. - Alexis, what are you waiting for? 這是一個說法 [22:06.52]噢 Alexis 你還等什么啊 [22:08.59]Sooner or later someone's gonna have to put the key in the ignition. 遲早都會有人 把鑰匙 “插”進引擎開關 [22:24.30]Alexis, l am being blackmailed by the girl's mother. Alexis 我受到那女孩 母親的勒索 [22:27.24]Either we put Petra on the cover or they go to the police. 要么我們把Petra擺到封面 要么他們跑去報警 [22:30.04]My total lack of surprise: is it real or is it Botox? 完全不驚訝 [22:34.08]- l need your help, Alexis. - (laughs) 是真的 還是你想讓她 賺點外快打打肉毒桿菌? [22:34.42]我需要你伸出援手 Alexis [22:36.68]- This is not funny. - Yeah, it is. 這一點都不好笑 [22:38.75]Because you're the one our father trusts. 不 很好笑 [22:39.23]好笑在你是我們老爸 信賴的那個孩子 [22:41.19]This morning he offered me ten million dollars to resign 就今天早上 他給我一千萬 要我辭職并讓你負責接管Mode [22:44.32]- and leave you in charge of Mode. - Look, l didn't know that. [22:46.28]聽著 對此我并不知情 [22:48.20]But you can't hold this against me. 但你不能以此做為恨我的理由 [22:50.46]Sorry, Danny, but you just became a little pawn in this game. 不好意思了 Danny 你成為 這場游戲的人質了 [22:54.07]Want Miss Teen Kazakhstan on the cover? You're gonna be the one to resign. 你想讓這個年輕版的 Kazakhstan上封面 [22:58.71]So, what, you'd screw me over just to piss off Dad? 你就要成為辭職的那個人 [22:59.00]所以說 為了惹怒爸爸 你要我去死 [23:02.11]Yep. 說對了 [23:04.24]You have a cold heart, Alexis. 你的心真冰冷 Alexis [23:06.65]l had it installed with the other upgrades. 我的心里還有 其他優秀品質 [23:12.85]Here you go, Santos. 這是你的 Santos [23:17.52]Have a bite. 吃一口啊 [23:20.96]You first. 你先吃 [23:22.23]What are you being so suspicious for? 你在懷疑什么啦? [23:24.53]Can't a man have a meal with his daughter's...? 一個老人就不能 和他女兒的 呃… [23:27.30]What exactly are you two? 你倆的關系是什么啊 [23:29.34]We're dating. ls that why you called me over? 我們在約會 [23:33.41]l want to have a little chat. 這就是你叫我來的原因嗎 [23:34.48]我想和你簡單談談 [23:36.64]Let me take you back in time: 1 995. Remember that year? 讓我帶你回顧歷史吧 [23:38.76]一九九五年 還記得那年嗎 [23:40.98]Yeah, sure. Knicks lost in the playoffs. Braves won the Series. 當然記得 Knicks隊在打 加時賽的時候輸掉了 [23:45.19]Sunset Boulevard won the Tony for Musical. Braves隊贏了聯賽 [23:45.50]“日落大道”贏了 托尼獎最佳音樂劇 [23:48.62]Yeah. Justin made me a Broadway-A-Day Calendar. 是的 [23:50.19]Justin為我做了一份 “百老匯一日游”日歷 [23:52.63]Also the year my daughter spent a month crying in her bedroom 那一年 我女兒 花了一個月在臥室痛哭 [23:55.76]because she was pregnant and you walked out on her. 因為她懷孕了 你又棄她而去 [23:59.33]Look, man, are we gonna do this again? 聽著 伙計 我們又要為了這爭執嗎 [24:01.64]Hmm? 嗯? [24:02.77]- 1 2 years and l gotta prove...? - Don't have to prove anything to me. 十二年之后 我還要向你證明… [24:04.82]你不需要向我證明什么 Santos [24:06.44]l don't care enough about you. But for some reason, 我對你一點都不關心 [24:09.18]my daughter and my grandson do. 但出于某種原因 我女兒和我外孫關心你 [24:11.65]Look, you walked away once. We both know you're gonna walk away again. 聽著 你離開過她一次 [24:13.82]我們都知道 你會再次離開 [24:15.95]So do it now, before anyone starts dreaming about a future 所以現在就離開他們吧 [24:18.06]在任何人開始幻想一個 [24:20.12]that's never going to happen. 不可能實現的未來之前 [24:37.57](knocking) [24:38.77]My assistant said you were looking for me. 我的助手說你在找我? [24:40.91]Yes. Um... l've been thinking about your offer for dinner tonight, 是的 呃…嗯…　 [24:43.69]我一直在想你提出 今晚要和我共進晚餐 [24:45.71]- and now l'm thinking ''yes.'' - Excellent. 現在 我在想 好吧! [24:49.97]太棒了 [24:52.55]But there's something we should talk about first. 但我們要先談一件事 [24:56.49]l don't know how this is possible, but l guess you don't know... 我不知道這怎么可能 [24:58.70]但我猜你不知道… [25:00.69]- That you used to be a man? - That made it to Brazil? 你以前是個男人? [25:04.50]You are international, Alexis Meade. Like the House of Pancakes. 這條消息傳到巴西了? [25:04.59]你人盡皆知 Alexis Meade [25:07.25]就像薄餅屋一樣(耳熟能詳) [25:10.74]lt's nice to see you laugh. You have so much sadness in your eyes. 見到你的笑容真好 [25:13.95]你的眼睛包含太多憂愁了 [25:18.95]l don't care about who you were. l want to know who you are now. 我才不在乎你以前是誰 [25:21.84]我想認識現在的你 [25:28.29]See you around eight. 晚上八點見 [25:39.60]Christina? Christina? [25:42.80]Hello? 有人嗎? [25:52.15](Betty) Christina. We must talk. Christina 我們要談談 [25:58.12]OK, that's too scary. 唔 好的 那太像恐嚇信了 [26:00.82](sighs) What do l say? 我該怎么說好呢 [26:04.72]God, l want an ice cream sundae. 唔 老天 我真想吃杯圣代雪糕 [26:06.96]Chocolate sauce? No, hot fudge. 巧克力汁? 不! 要熱巧克力奶油 [26:09.80]Nuts? No nuts? Yeah, go for the nuts, why not? 堅果?還是不要堅果? 去吃吃堅果吧 沒什么大不了的 [26:13.47]OK. Focus. 好的 呃 集中精力 [26:15.24]Um... 嗯 Christina 我們能談談嗎 [26:17.00]Christina, can we please talk? [26:37.22]- Betty. - Henry. Hi. Betty! [26:39.48]Henry 嗨! [26:41.03]l put your paycheck in your desk. Feeling better? 我把你的工資支票擱到你桌面了 [26:43.53]- l didn't think you'd be back. - l kind of felt l had to. 你感覺好點了嗎 我以為你不會回來了 [26:45.02]呃 我覺得我不得不回來 [26:47.60]- So you heard about Daniel? - What? No. What do you mean? 所以說你知道Daniel的出事了 [26:49.86]什么? 沒聽說 [26:51.64]你的意思是? [26:56.18]- Betty, what are you doing? - You and me have a lot to talk about. Betty 你在干什么? [26:58.13]你和我要長談了 [27:00.21]But first, us. l shouldn't have shut you out. That was wrong of me. 但首先 講講我們 [27:02.56]我不該排擠你的 這是我不對 [27:04.78]But you were more wrong. You really hurt me at that club. 但你更離譜 [27:08.15]l know. l am sorry. l messed up. 在那家夜總會你狠狠地傷了我 [27:08.82]我知道 [27:10.74]對不起 我搞砸了 [27:12.69]l didn't mean those things l said. 那些話不是出自我的真心 [27:15.16]Good. Because when you hired me, you got more than an assistant. 那樣就好 [27:16.83]因為你雇用我之后 得到的不僅僅是一個助手 [27:19.40]You got a friend. And that's just who l am, Daniel. 你得到了一個朋友 [27:22.30]lf you screw up, l'm gonna tell you, whether you like it or not. 這就是我 Daniel [27:22.75]假如你搞砸了 我會挺身而出 [27:25.94]l know. l need that. l need you, Betty. 不管你喜不喜歡 [27:26.63]我知道 我需要你這樣做 [27:28.61]我需要你 Betty [27:32.55]So, are we OK? 所以 我們和好了嗎? [27:36.92]Of course we are. 當然我們和好了 [27:39.22]Sixteen?! Are you crazy?! What the hell were you thinking?! 十六歲? 你瘋了啊?! [27:42.82]l was thinking she was a lot older. l swear, l had no idea. 你當時在想些什么啊?! [27:43.22]我在想 她比十六歲大 我發誓 [27:46.93]OK, l believe you. l believe you. 我完全不知情 [27:47.33]好的 我信你 我信你 [27:49.26]- But what are we...? Sixteen! - l know, l know. 但這…是十六啊! [27:53.17]OK. How do we fix this? 我知道 我 我知道 [27:53.39]好的 [27:55.37]怎么去補救呢 [27:56.87]There's only one option. l have to resign. 只有一條路可走 [27:59.88]我不得不辭職 [28:01.84]Alexis is gonna be running this magazine from now on. Alexis從現在開始 掌管這份雜志 [28:06.55]Yes. Pink silk? 啊 找到了 [28:09.28]Petal, yes. Fuchsia, no. 粉紅色絲綢? [28:09.88]花瓣紅 可以 紫紅色 不行 [28:11.58]Amanda, l love you. You are totally saving my behind. Amanda 我愛你 [28:13.62]你真救了我的命 (注:my behind指my ass) [28:15.32]More like an A-plus-hind. 說救了一個加大號的(屁股)更貼切 [28:17.69](sizzling sound) - 嘶~ - 噢!哈哈 [28:19.79](gasps) Oh, can l please, please, please try this on? Please! 噢 我可以試穿這個嗎 求你 求你 求你 求你了 [28:24.56]- Sure, dressing room's down the hall. - Like you care, Nancy. 當然可以 更衣室在大廳的盡頭 [28:26.78]喔 好像你介意似的 娘們兒 [28:28.87]So anyway, we should totally do lunch on Tuesday, 話說回來 我們應該在你周二 [28:31.97]after your meeting at Balthazar. We can celebrate with oysters and champagne. 見完她之后 去Balthazar 吃頓午飯 [28:33.74]我們吃吃蠔 喝喝香檳 慶祝慶祝 [28:36.14]How does that sound? 這主意好嗎 [28:40.01]Oh, my God. ls that a...? Do you have a...? 噢 我的天 [28:42.04]那是不是… 你是不是… [28:44.72]Are you thinking about Matt Damon now? 你現在滿腦子是Matt Damon嗎? [28:51.16]l have a little confession to make. 我要向你坦白一件事 [28:57.86]- You going out with Santos again? - Yeah. 你又和Santos出去了? [29:00.33]- ls he late? - A few minutes, but he'll be here. 是的 [29:00.34]他遲到了嗎 [29:01.22]遲了幾分鐘 但他會來的 他會在門外吼兩下 [29:03.30]- He's gonna honk twice. - Classy. 經典喬段 [29:05.91]You know what? Maybe l'll wait outside. 你知道嗎 我出去等他好了 [29:08.24]Hilda, maybe he's not coming. Hilda 也許他不會來了 [29:11.01]- Will you stop it? - Mija, this is Santos! 你別再說了! [29:12.64]Mija 那個人是Santos [29:15.18]- l don't want you disappointed if... - (knock on door) 我只是不想你失望 假如… [29:22.26]Hi. 嗨! [29:24.59]What are you doing here? Why didn't you honk? 你來這里面干什么? [29:27.66]We don't need to sneak around anymore. 你怎么不吼叫呢? [29:28.08]我們再也不必偷偷摸摸了 [29:31.23]What? 什么? [29:33.60]What are you doing? 你在做什么? [29:34.80]What l should have done when Sunset Boulevard won the Tony. 在“日落大道”獲得托尼獎的時候 我就該這么做了 [29:43.18]l love you, Hilda. 我愛你 Hilda [29:47.95]And l want you to be my wife. 我想你做我的老婆 [30:01.13]This better be important. Tyra's about to kill off four Top Models. 最好是什么重大事件 [30:02.78]Tyra要淘汰四個準模特了 (在講真人秀“美國超?！? [30:05.33]OK, honey, we need to talk. l just have to show you something. 好的 親愛的 我們要談談 [30:07.01]我想秀些東西給你 所以 請坐好 坐好 坐好… [30:08.74]So, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit. [30:13.51]Ooh. 噢! [30:14.71]Half carat, emerald cut! 半卡拉 祖母綠式雕工 很漂亮啊 等得夠久了 [30:16.84]lt's beautiful. Took Dad long enough. [30:19.91]- You mean, you knew? - Oh, come on, Mom. 你是說你早就知道了? [30:22.05]Every morning you smell like Paco Rabanne. So, what did you say? 噢 少來了 你每天早上 噴的香水和Paco Rabanne一樣多 [30:25.72]- Did you say yes? - l didn't say anything yet. 你怎么回答? 答應了? [30:26.43]我還沒說什么 我想先和你談談 [30:28.19]- l wanted to talk to you first. - Why? 為什么? [30:31.32]Because this is about us. 因為這與我們有關 [30:33.96]lt's been you and me for a long time, kid. This is your decision too. 你和我處了那么久 孩子 [30:35.93]這決定與你也有關 [30:37.66]No, Mom, it's not. ln a few years, l'm gonna be out of this house. 不 媽媽 與我無關 [30:39.33]幾年之后 我就要離開這房子了 [30:41.90]So if you want to marry Dad, don't do it for me. Do it because you love him. 所以說 別為了我 嫁給爸爸 [30:44.90]為了愛他而嫁給他吧 [30:48.24]l love you. 嗯 我愛你 [30:59.92]Before l sign this, l have one condition. 在簽這個之前 我有個條件 [31:03.32]You're not really in much of a position to bargain, Daniel. 你沒什么資格和我 談條件 Daniel [31:06.39]Look, l've given you everything you want. 聽著 我給了你想擁有的一切 [31:09.50]Just make sure Betty has a job here. 只要確保Betty 在這里有份工作 [31:16.67]l can't believe Alexis is doing this to Daniel. They're family. 我真不敢相信 Alexis這樣對Daniel [31:20.71]Erica Kane forgave her daughter when she slept with her fourth husband. 他們是一家人啊 [31:20.62]連Erica Kane都原諒了她女兒Kendall 即使是她女兒和她的第四任丈夫睡過后 [31:24.48]All My Children. lt's just something l know. 小說“All My Children”的情節 我只是知道有這么回事 [31:29.62]What are you doing here? 你們兩個來干什么? [31:31.05]They wanted to do test shots for Petra's cover next month. 噢 他們想為Petra 拍張下月的封面試試 [31:34.22]You must be so proud of how you got this for your daughter. 噢 你通過這樣的手段 為你女兒爭取到上封面 很自豪吧 [31:37.26]We should put you on the cover of our Mother's Day issue. 也許母親節那期雜志 我們該讓您上封面 [31:40.29]One cover girl in the family is enough. 一家出一個封面女郎就好了 [32:05.62]Excuse me! There's no smoking in here! 聽好了這位小姐! [32:07.42]這里是非吸煙區 [32:14.69]You got lD? 你有帶身份證嗎 [32:19.81](注:十八歲以上才能買香煙) [32:22.07]- Oh, my God! - What are you doing? 噢 我的天 [32:23.32]你要干什么 [32:24.94]- Hey! - Daniel! Stop! 嘿! [32:26.61]You don't have to do this! She's not 1 6! Daniel 停筆! 你不用簽了 [32:29.31]Give me back that purse! 她不是十六歲 [32:29.21]把那包包還給我! [32:34.01]Actually, she's 38. And l thought my work was good. 實際上 她三十又八了 [32:37.48]- That's Lena. - No! No! 還有 我覺得我的 美容效果比你的好 (注:work這里指成效,諷刺那女人老) [32:37.53]那是Lena [32:39.63]- 不!不!不! - Betty! [32:47.29]死開! [32:48.80]- She's 20! - Yes! 她都二十了! [32:50.46]l told you not to carry it in your purse! ldiot. 太好了! [32:50.19]我告訴過你不要把 身份證放在包里 [32:53.30](speaks Czech) 白癡! [32:54.70]Shut up, Lena! 住口啦 Lena! [32:56.24]l can't believe this was a scam. You almost ruined my life! 你們居然耍手段?! 我的生活差點就全毀了! [33:00.81]l guess l'm not going anywhere. 看來我哪都不會去了 [33:03.71]Unbelievable. 難以置信 [33:08.48]You should ask for a raise. 你該要求加薪 [33:13.32]Henry! Can you believe it? Henry! [33:15.59]We saved the day! l am totally Wonder Woman. 你敢相信嗎? 我們扭轉敗局了! [33:16.68]我完全是個神奇女飛俠 [33:18.42]And l snatched a purse! l'm kind of a bad ass. 我搶了她的包包 我與壞蛋有幾分相似呢! [33:20.99]You are. 你是小壞蛋! [33:22.20](elevator bell dings) [33:26.13]- l've missed you. - l missed you too. 我想你了 [33:27.86]我也想你了 [33:38.85]So did l turn you straight? 所以說 是我把你變成 異性戀的? [33:40.68]Because l have turned some guys. Just mostly the other way. 我也讓一些男人欲罷不能過 只是用另一種方法啦 [33:43.88]No, l'm... l'm straight. Just... in the closet. 你說錯了 [33:44.76]嗯 我是…我是異性戀… [33:46.67]只是 嗯… 在私底下 [33:49.59]Oh. 噢 哇噢 [33:51.29]Wow, the straight closet? 好一個“私密”直男 (注:closet專指同志的出柜 這里剛好相反) [33:53.13]So, what's hanging in there? A lot of flannel? 在你的“私密衣柜”里有什么? 一大堆法蘭絨內衣? [33:59.60]lt's the fashion business. 這是時尚界的潛規則 [34:01.37]That's the only way l could get my foot in the door. 這是我成名的唯一方法(裝成同志) [34:03.84]No one will look at a straight guy's portfolio. 沒有人會把目光落在 一個直男的公文包上 (注:直男被公認為沒品位) [34:06.24]You know, this is just like the time l pretended to be a lesbian 你知道不 這就和當時我裝成女同志 好讓Kay Schmidt [34:09.88]to get Kay Schmidt to do my math homework in junior high. 幫我完成高中的數學作業 [34:12.81]Don't you judge me, you big faux-mo. 休想批判我! 你這個假同志 [34:14.78]l wish there was a way we could make this work. 希望我們能繼續交往 [34:17.28]Well, who says we can't? 喔 誰說我們不能交往? [34:19.12]When we're in public, l could be part of your entourage. 在公共場合 我可以做你的隨從啊 [34:22.32]And when we're alone, you're straight, and l'm naked. 只剩下我們倆的時候 [34:24.05]你是直男 我是裸女 [34:26.99]You're really up for this? 你都準備好了? [34:28.46]Please, great sex and free clothes? 拜托啦 [34:29.79]翻天覆地的性愛 加上免費的衣服(誰會拒絕啊) [34:32.93]- There will be free clothes, right? - Plenty. 有免費衣服提供的吧? [34:34.30]超多 [34:39.41](knock on door) [34:41.34]( romantic music playing) [34:50.15]l had a really bad day. 我今天很倒霉 [34:54.39]Any chance we could skip dinner? 能不能不吃晚餐直接上我? [35:10.57]Do you need a condom? l've got one in my wallet. 你要安全套嗎? 我的皮夾里有一個 [35:13.24]This is your first time as a girl, isn't it? 這是你做女生以來的 第一次 是嗎 [35:24.98]lt's just too scary for me right now. 來得太突然了 現在我有點受不了 [35:28.12]l know you're here and everything, but l just can't have my heart broken again. 我知道你在我身邊 還有你為我做的一切 [35:29.23]但我不能再一次心碎 [35:33.86]So you're gonna break my heart? 所以說你要讓我心碎? [35:35.66]Baby, why do we have to rush into everything? We're not kids anymore. 寶貝 為什么要這么急呢? 我們又不再是孩子了 [35:39.80]l just... l want to make sure that we're doing this for the right reasons. 我只是…我想確保 [35:41.75]我們有談婚論嫁的 充分理由 [35:44.17]The reason l proposed to you is because l love you, Hilda. 我向你求婚的理由是 我愛你 Hilda [35:48.17]Can you honestly look at me right now and tell me that you don't love me? 你現在能老老實實地看著我 [35:50.13]然后告訴我 你不愛我 [36:08.09](sobbing) l love you. l do. l love you. 我愛你 真的 我愛你 [36:13.20]Santos! Santos! [36:16.47]Santos! Santos! [36:18.47]- Hilda. - Thank God. Hilda [36:20.41]噢 太好了 [36:43.36]Wow. 哇吖 [36:44.90]That was... worth becoming a woman for. 剛剛真的是… [36:46.62]值得變成女人的原因 [36:49.04]Why did l have to meet you only days before l go back to Brazil? 為什么在回去巴西之前 只能見你幾天? [36:53.27]l wish l could go with you. 我真希望能隨你而去 [36:56.61]- Why don't you? - Yeah, right. 跟我來啊 [36:58.98]l'm serious. Why don't you come back to Brazil with me? 呵呵 是啊 想得美 [36:59.79]我是認真的 [37:01.35]你不如和我一起 回去巴西? [37:03.75]After what you told me about your family, what's keeping you here? 在你告訴我 你家人的行徑之后 [37:05.87]是什么讓你待在這? [37:07.89]lt's crazy, isn't it? 夠瘋狂的 不是嗎? [37:09.22]l have a beautiful place in Leblon, right on the beach. 我有個好地方 在Leblon [37:11.95]就在沙灘上 [37:13.83]You can come for a week, a month... 你能來住一個星期… [37:17.70]一個月… [37:20.10]Careful what you ask for. 要注意你向我提出的邀請了 [37:23.20]l may never want to come back. 我可能一去不返 [37:30.74]Betty, l think we deserve some champagne. Betty! [37:32.71]我想以香檳慰勞這次勝利 [37:36.45]Oh, wait. How old are you? 噢 等等 你多大了? [37:38.08](chuckles) [37:39.79]What, it's too soon? 怎么啦 太早慶祝了? [37:41.52]You think this is something we should be celebrating? 你真的認為這種事要慶祝? [37:44.42]l don't know, let's see. l could have gone to jail, l'm not. 噢 我不知道啊 讓我想想… 我可能坐牢了 結果沒有 [37:47.53]l could have lost the magazine, l didn't. l think it's time to party. 我可能失去這份雜志 結果沒有 [37:49.38]是的 結論是開派對的時間到了 [37:51.13]- Daniel... - Do me a favor. Daniel… [37:54.07]Call those girls l met at Trump's party. 幫個忙 [37:54.53]我想讓你給Trump開的派對里 那幾個女孩子打電話 [37:56.80]See if they want to hook up later tonight. 問問她們午夜 想不想跟我過 [37:59.07]See, l'm officially celebrating the end of Petra-gate! 看到了嗎 我正式地慶祝自己 擺脫“Petra門”事件 (注:Petra-gate這個復合詞的構成 模仿“水門案” Water-gate) [38:02.17]- Are you kidding? - What? They're old. 你是開玩笑的吧 [38:05.01]They're, like, 20-something. 怎么了? 她們很老的啦 她們已經 二十多了吧 [38:06.78]OK, as your friend, l think l should tell you... 好的 作為你的朋友 我想我該告訴你 [38:10.35]l think you have a problem. 我覺得你出毛病了 [38:11.88]You sleep with women to distract yourself 你借著和女人上床 緩解生活中的壓力 [38:14.05]from what's going on in your life. [38:15.86]- You're using them like a drug. - Come on! 你好像吸毒一樣 利用她們 [38:18.42]No, l'm serious, Daniel. l did some research on the lnternet 少來啦 [38:18.48]我認真的 Daniel [38:20.04]我在網上翻了翻資料 [38:21.59]and l think you need professional help. 我真的覺得 你需要專業的幫助 [38:23.96]Betty, really, l appreciate your concern, Betty 講真的啦 我很感激你那么關心我 [38:27.10]but we can talk about this in the morning. 我們明天早上再談好嗎 [38:29.27]- Daniel... - Tomorrow. l promise. First thing. Daniel [38:30.12]明天 我答應你 一見面就談這個 [38:42.05]Maybe l should have told you all of this before, but l couldn't. 也許我之前就該 告訴你這些 [38:44.88]但我做不到 [38:48.59]Do you understand how hurt l am? 你能理解我受過多大的傷害嗎 [38:50.69]Yeah, l do. 是的 我能 [38:54.86]Don't quite see how Carrie and the prom fit in, but... 還是弄不懂 恐怖電影“Carrie” 和舞會有什么關系 但是… [39:00.00]l'm glad we've talked. 能談談 我很高興 [39:01.67]And l can't say this enough, Betty, l am so sorry. 還有 這句話說 多少次都不過分 Betty [39:04.70]我很抱歉 [39:06.21]l know. l know. 我知道 我知道 [39:11.51]So, how deep into this whole Wilhelmina thing are you? 所以說 你與Wilhelmina的 關系有多深? [39:15.28]Oh, just enough to hate myself a little bit every day. 深得夠我天天埋怨自己 但現在結束了 [39:18.08]But it stops now. Tomorrow morning, l'm going to tell her to piss off. 明天早上 我會叫她滾開 [39:21.75]Christina, just don't do anything that's gonna get you in trouble. Christina 千萬不要作繭自縛 [39:25.73]l have to do something. 我總得做些事吧 我可以… [39:27.06]l could get information that would help you and Daniel. 也許我能夠給你 和Daniel一些有用的信息 [39:29.96]She's always yakking away in front of me. 她在我面前老是廢話連篇 [39:32.37]She makes her cleaning lady use the bathroom at the Korean market. 你知道她要求她的清潔工 用朝鮮市場的浴室嗎 [39:35.60]Yeah. Mm-hmm. 是的 沒錯 [39:37.70]OK. 好啦 [39:39.27]l think l've had enough intrigue for one day. l'm gonna get out of here. 我一天之內消化不了 那么多陰謀詭計 [39:43.88]Do you want to maybe grab a bite to eat? Or go for a sundae? 我要離開這兒了 [39:44.07]你想不想吃點什么? [39:45.95]或者去吃杯圣代雪糕 [39:48.45]You wrote it on a Post-it. Twice. 你在這便條紙上寫了兩次(圣代雪糕) [39:53.05]Not tonight. But soon. 噢 今晚不行 [39:55.74]快了 [39:58.69]OK. - 好的 - 好 [40:04.13](exhales) [40:08.20]Good work. l'm very pleased. 干得好 我很滿意 [40:11.34]The rest of the money will come when the job is done. 工作完成后剩下的錢 自然會給你 [40:15.91]Along with a promotion to editor in chief of Mode Brazil? 我還要你提拔我 為Mode巴西版的主編 [40:19.28]You get her out of the country, and you will have everything you ever wanted. 你把她送離美國 [40:21.14]你會擁有你想要的一切 [40:23.72]lt's only a matter of time. She's already hooked. 只是時間問題 她已經上鉤了 [40:30.49]You're a genius. 你真是個天才 [40:33.03]Having Rodrigo lure Alexis out of the country was a brilliant idea. 用Rodrigo引誘Alexis 并把她 趕出美國 真是個好主意 [40:37.10]Well, l knew the bribe would never work with Alexis. 喔 我就知道賄賂Alexis沒用 [40:40.03]She's lonely. Little Orphan Tranny needs a man. 她孤身一人 [40:41.22]小孤兒Tranny 需要一個男人 [40:45.94]How did l go this long without you? 沒有你 我怎能到這般境地呢 [40:48.04]l was asking myself the same thing. 喔 我也問自己同樣的問題 [40:51.54]We are the perfect team, Bradford. lt's like we were destined to be together. 我們是完美的組合 Bradford [40:53.58]就好比上輩子 我們就注定在一起了 [40:56.52]Willy, what we have is wonderful. Willie 我們這種關系很棒 [41:00.52]But l need to tell you the same thing l told Fey: 但我得告訴你 我與Fey講過的一番話 [41:04.62]l'm never gonna divorce Claire. 我永遠都不會和Claire離婚 [41:07.56]Of course. 當然啦 [41:09.60]We're just... having fun. 我們只是 呃… 找樂子 [41:12.83]So let's have some fun. 讓我們找找樂子吧 [41:15.13]Oh. 噢… 你吃了一顆春藥? [41:16.27]You took one of your pills? [41:19.00]With you, l don't think l'll ever need to take one again. 有你在… [41:20.73]我認為我不需要再吃春藥了 [41:23.71]Come here, my evil minx. 來我這啊 我的小狐貍精 [41:37.26]- Oh, my God! This is so amazing. - l know! 噢 老天啊!! [41:38.96]- 這真是太好了! - 我知道 [41:40.86]Gonna bring every wedding issue of Mode. 我會把每一期的Mode婚紗版 帶回家 然后你隨意挑喜歡的婚紗 [41:43.10]Pick your dress. We'll go to Bride Queen 然后我們去皇后區的婚紗街 買個一模一樣的冒牌貨 [41:45.26]- and get a knock-off. - OK, but l wanna show cleavage. 好啦 但我要露乳溝的喲 [41:48.17]Oh, that's a new look for you. Oh, my God, l've got to get to work. 噢 那對你來說“太”新鮮了 [41:49.60]噢 我的天 我要上班了 [41:51.50]And l'm going to be late tonight. l'm gonna have dinner with Trina. 噢 今晚我要遲點回家 我打算和Trina吃晚餐 [41:55.67]Yes, l called her. And it's great that she went to the prom. 沒錯 我打電話給她了 [41:59.21]You know she ended up marrying Sam Pappas? 還有 對她來說 那個舞會意義非凡 你知道她最后和Sam Pappas結婚了嗎 [42:01.31]- Ow. No way. - They make choke collars for dogs. 啊 不可能吧 [42:03.68]- They're very happy. - Good morning. 他們賣“狗狗索套項圈” 他們很幸福 [42:06.22]Morning, Papi. Are you OK? 早上好 [42:06.31]爸爸 早上好 [42:08.78]你還好嗎? [42:11.12]- l just had a talk with my new lawyer. - What's wrong? 我剛和我的新律師通了電話 [42:15.09]They're sending me back to Mexico. 怎么了? 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