艾倫脫口秀191:幫助平民大眾
Phrases like "This sick beat" or "We never go out of style".
比如歌詞 "這節奏真帶感" 或者 "我們時尚時尚最時尚"
Phrases everybody's been using.And it gave me an idea.
我們日常用的短語 這讓我萌生了一個想法
At the end of my show every day,I say "Be kind to one another. Bye."
每次節目最后 我都會說 "善待彼此 再見"
So it's my catch phrase right?So since I say "Be kind to one another. Bye."
這是我的口頭禪 是吧 既然我說了 "善待彼此 再見"
I decided to copyright.. the copyright the phrase "Bye."
因此我決定對"再見"注冊版權
So it's mine.If you can do that, Taylor gave me that idea. So,
所以 "再見"是我的了 泰勒給了我這個想法
from now on anytime you say the word "Bye" or "Goodbye" Or "Bye-bye" Or any kind of "Bye" Thing,
所以 從現在起你只要說了"再見" 或者 "下次再見" "再見吧" 只要有"再見"兩個字
it's mine. Ten dollars.Put it in an envelope to the address on your screen.
都用了我的版權 給我十美元 請把錢寄到屏幕上出現的地址
Alright?I'm going by the honor policy. You just have to do it.
好吧 這是誠信原則 你們必須照辦
I'm not the only one who's trying to make money.
我不是唯一想賺錢的人
I don't feel hurt about this,Pope Francis has announced that he's going on a diet.
我對下面的消息 感到欣慰 教皇弗朗西斯 宣布自己將要節食
He needs to lose weight. Did you hear this? This is true.
他需要減肥 你們聽過這個消息嗎 這是真的
The Vatican doctors want him to lose a few pounds.
梵蒂岡的醫生 想讓他減幾斤肉
And the Pope is trying to help people out,
教皇想幫助平民大眾
so he has a diet plan, it's available to everyone.
所以他想出節食這個法子 適用于所有人
He put out in this infomercial.
他用電視廣告播了出來
