艾倫脫口秀491:奧斯卡派對
Yeah,it's bad when that happens,isn't it.
是啊 發生這種事情真糟糕
And she was really nice,she tried to just play it off,
但是她是個好人 她想就這么含糊過去
Oh,it was a long time ago,I was on Dancing With The Stars.
哦 那是很久之前的事了 我當時參加了《與星共舞》
And my ankle was bad,I didn't even dance,It was brief and,
我的踝關節不大好 所以我都沒能跳成 那只是個很簡短的節目
Anyway so it was Stacy Keebler,Obviously I know that now.
總之她是Stacy Keebler 很明顯 我現在知道了
And I'm sure a lot of you knew that already.
而且我確定很多觀眾已經知道了
And so Stacy I'm so sorry,and that's really embarrassing and,
所以 Stacy 我很抱歉 然后這件事真的很尷尬
But anyway she was sweet about it,
但是 不管怎么說她還是很和善的
But that really happens to me a lot,Uh way more than it should,
但是這種事情經常發生在我身上 多到不應該這樣
And that is one of the reasons I don't go to parties,
這就是我不去派對的原因之一
because that will happen to me,and it's just best that I stay home,
因為這種事情會發生 所以 我還是窩在家里的好
Well the other reason is that most parties start after 10:00,and I'm usually in bed by then.
另一個原因是大多數派對都在十點以后 那時我通常已經睡了
So even you know I really could have gone to these Oscar parties.
甚至 我其實可以去那些奧斯卡派對的
and people are like oh it starts at 11:00 and I'm like I'm not going to that party.It's crazy.
然后人們說 哦 那個11點鐘開始 于是我說 我才不要去呢 太瘋狂了
And but to be fair really.I meet a lot of people,you can imagine.
但是為了公平起見 我要說 我見過太多人了 你可以想象到的
And it's hard to remember everybody,if you think about it.This show has been on for nine seasons,we've done about 1500 shows.
記住每個人是很困難的 如果你想想 這個秀已經有九季了 我們已經做了近1500期節目
So you figure 1500 shows,three guests per show,that's like two billion people I have met.
所以算算 1500期節目每場三個嘉賓 我大概已經見過二十億人了
