聽美劇學英語-摩登家庭第三季 第6集：體驗
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| 00:00.47, | There she is. | 總算到了 |
| 00:01.60, | The old library. That's some late nights in there. | 老圖書館 曾在里面度過漫漫長夜啊 |
| 00:04.94, | Some of them I even spent studying. Don't tell your mom. | 的確有些夜晚是在學習呢 別告訴老媽 |
| 00:08.35, | And maybe don't tell me. | 那就不該告訴我 |
| 00:11.30, | College! | 大學生 |
| 00:13.00, | He was shielding his eyes from the sun. | 他舉起手是為了擋陽光 免得晃眼 |
| 00:14.61, | Knew it when I hit it. | 擊掌時才反應過來 |
| 00:15.77, | Phil is taking Haley to visit his alma mater. | 菲爾要帶海莉拜訪他的母校 |
| 00:18.35, | Loved college. | 深愛的大學 |
| 00:20.22, | Mm, we were hoping some of that enthusiasm rubs off on her. | 我們希望父親的激情也激起女兒對大學的向往 |
| 00:23.52, | Go Bullfrogs! | 加油 "斗牛蛙"隊 |
| 00:25.21, | Dogs! | 是斗牛犬隊 |
| 00:26.92, | Bulldogs! | 斗牛犬隊 |
| 00:27.61, | I feel like you do that on purpose. | 我覺得你是故意的 |
| 00:29.47, | No, it's just... | 不 只是 |
| 00:30.77, | I say "bull", and I can't remember it's frogs or dogs. | 我知道是"斗牛" 就是忘記是"蛙"還是"犬"了 |
| 00:33.63, | When I talk to my old branch from college. | 我跟大學哥們打電話時 |
| 00:35.47, | do we croak or do we bark? | 我們是"呱呱"叫 還是"汪汪"叫 |
| 00:38.84, | I got it. | 我來接 |
| 00:42.15, | Hello? | 喂 |
| 00:50.41, | No way! | 不是吧 |
| 00:51.41, | Haley, no way! Check it out! | 不是吧 海莉 快來看 |
| 00:53.94, | After a few beers, my buds and I would jump on these lunch trays | 我和哥們喝完啤酒后 會跳到這些午餐盤上 |
| 00:56.32, | and race down this same hill. Hop on. | 就從這坡上比賽滑下去 上來試試 |
| 00:57.92, | - I don't want to to hop on. - Seriously, you'll get the giggles. | 我不想試-不騙你 你馬上就會傻樂 |
| 01:00.10, | I don't want the giggles. | 我不想傻樂 |
| 01:03.92, | Hey, honey. | 喂 親愛的 |
| 01:04.53, | - How's the trip going? - So good. | 游覽進行得怎樣-非常好 |
| 01:06.42, | Go, Bullfrogs. | 加油 斗牛蛙隊 |
| 01:09.49, | It's dogs. | 是"犬" |
| 01:10.87, | Oh, sorry. | 不好意思 |
| 01:11.82, | How's Haley doing? | 海莉表現怎樣 |
| 01:13.25, | She's... | 她啊 |
| 01:16.53, | She's loving it. She's loving it. | 她喜歡 她喜歡這里 |
| 01:18.97, | I showed her the student union. We visited the dorms. | 我帶她去看了學生會 參觀了宿舍 |
| 01:22.77, | We sat in on a class. | 我們去教室聽了節課 |
| 01:24.75, | I really think she's starting to see what college has to offer. | 我覺得她開始發現大學的美好了 |
| 01:28.45, | Oh, hang on, Claire. | 克萊爾 稍等 |
| 01:32.42, | Go, Bulldogs! | 加油 斗牛犬 |
| 01:47.14, | Manny, who is this Bella girl? | 曼尼 這個叫貝拉的女孩是誰 |
| 01:49.08, | And why is her name all over your notebook? | 你的筆記本上怎么滿是她的名字 |
| 01:51.85, | Bella's no girl, mom. | 媽 貝拉已經不是小女孩了 |
| 01:53.18, | She has recently blossomed, like a purple lilac in April. | 她最近開苞了 就像四月的丁香花 |
| 01:56.54, | What do you mean, she blossom? | 你說的"開苞"是什么意思 |
| 01:58.94, | Like, the poo-berty? | 春情躁動期嗎 |
| 02:00.11, | Yeah. | 沒錯 |
| 02:01.22, | I'll get it. | 我去開門 |
| 02:02.82, | Hey, Gloria, your show's about to start. | 歌洛莉亞 你愛看的節目要開始了 |
| 02:05.37, | Record it. | 錄下來吧 |
| 02:06.11, | No, the DVR's filling up. | 不行 錄像機都滿了 |
| 02:07.67, | Let's just watch and get it over with. | 咱就把它看完算了 |
| 02:09.78, | Gloria's always saying | 歌洛莉亞總是說 |
| 02:10.99, | we should do more stuff together. | 我們應該多些夫妻共享時光 |
| 02:12.78, | So I agreed to watch this | 所以我答應看她喜歡的這部 |
| 02:14.62, | crazy Colombian soap opera she loves. | 瘋狂的哥倫比亞肥皂劇 |
| 02:16.66, | Fuego y hielo. | 《肥龜爺髏》 |
| 02:18.09, | Which apparently, is Spanish for "Big hair and yelling." | 顯然 就是"長發鬼之亂吼"的西班牙語叫法 |
| 02:21.98, | Fire and ice. | 水深火熱 |
| 02:23.41, | It's about human suffering. | 講的是人間疾苦 |
| 02:25.75, | I relate to it. | 人家可喜歡了 |
| 02:27.39, | I'm just saying, the guy's a judge. He can put a shirt on. | 我是說 那家伙是個法官 總該穿件衣裳 |
| 02:31.44, | Ay, what is that? | 哎呀 那是什么 |
| 02:32.80, | Oh, nothing. | 沒什么 |
| 02:33.69, | That doesn't look like a nothing. What is inside? | 那可不像"沒什么"哦 里面是什么 |
| 02:36.48, | Oh, it's just something I bought. | 只是我買的點東西 |
| 02:37.98, | I'm gonna go open it in my room. | 我回房間再拆開 |
| 02:41.13, | I don't like this. | 可不是什么好現象啊 |
| 02:42.45, | Manny has never kept a secret from me. | 曼尼從來不背著我有小秘密 |
| 02:44.69, | Don't worry about it. | 別擔心 |
| 02:46.18, | What do you think it could be? | 你覺得那是什么東西 |
| 02:47.99, | Well, right now I'm a little worried | 我現在擔心那東西 |
| 02:49.20, | it could be the rest of my evening. | 能讓你一整晚煩著我 |
| 02:52.78, | Mwah! Bye-bye. Love you. | 再見 我愛你 |
| 02:53.63, | Hey, Claire, listen. Uh, if you want, | 克萊爾 等等 你有興趣 |
| 02:55.28, | some of the moms are gonna stay and watch "Gone with the wind" | 和其他幾位媽媽一起 共賞《亂世佳人》嗎 |
| 02:57.36, | in my new screening room. | 在我家的新放映室哦 |
| 02:58.92, | I got pinot! | 有葡萄酒喝哦 |
| 03:00.59, | I would love to, but I'm not feeling that great, | 我很樂意 可我身體不太舒服 |
| 03:02.58, | so I'm probably just gonna go home and rest. | 所以我還是回家歇著吧 |
| 03:05.04, | Plus I've seen that movie. | 況且我看過這電影了 |
| 03:06.40, | No, I never saw "Gone with the Wind," | 沒 我從來沒看過《亂世佳人》 |
| 03:07.86, | But I have two kids at sleepovers, | 但我的倆孩子今晚不回家睡 |
| 03:09.88, | And Haley's out of town with Phil. | 而且菲爾帶海莉去外地了 |
| 03:11.83, | That means I have one night to myself, | 所以今晚就我一個人在家 |
| 03:13.58, | which happens once every never. | 這是千載難逢的好機會啊 |
| 03:15.67, | I am not spending it | 我可不會去和那幫 |
| 03:16.90, | with some gossipy mom who was mean to me in high school. | 高中時就跟我有仇的八卦媽媽們混一晚上 |
| 03:19.94, | I need a fun night out. | 今晚我要出去找點樂子 |
| 03:23.08, | Yes. | 真棒 |
| 03:23.75, | What the hell is this? No. | 這是什么鬼地方 不對 |
| 03:25.84, | I asked you guys for a fun night out, not this. | 我是叫你們帶我體驗狂歡之夜 不是來這兒 |
| 03:28.35, | I-I-I need music and dancing and secondhand smoke. | 我要的是縱情歌舞 烏煙瘴氣 |
| 03:31.86, | Oh, please give this place a chance. It's a great value. | 求你試試這兒吧 絕對超值 |
| 03:33.72, | The room is so cozy. | 這兒環境舒適 |
| 03:35.13, | And the potpies are to die for. | 肉餡餅好吃得要命 |
| 03:37.78, | Are you really comfortable with what you just said? | 你不覺得你剛說的那些無聊到死嗎 |
| 03:39.85, | Come on. What happened to the party people | 拜托 我的派對達人是怎么了 |
| 03:41.78, | who took me to a rave, and I got to wear a tube top, | 你們以前還帶我去銳舞派對 讓我穿"魔力挺" |
| 03:44.12, | and I stuffed cash in a caged go-go boy's speedo? | 我還往艷舞男孩的小內褲里塞錢呢 |
| 03:46.65, | We're still party people. | 我們依舊是派對達人 |
| 03:48.20, | Oh, Joanne, before I forget, can I get a punch? | 喬安 能給我來杯潘趣酒嗎[無酒精 |
| 03:50.77, | One away from a free potpie. | 差一杯就能有一份免費餡餅了 |
| 03:52.35, | If that was your gay card, it would be revoked. | 如果那是你們的基佬卡 就該吊銷了 |
| 03:54.20, | Okay, you know what, Claire? | 克萊爾 你知道嗎 |
| 03:55.62, | You're being a little high school you. | 你有點兒像回到高中時代了 |
| 03:56.83, | I am sorry, Mitchell, but I get one free night, | 米奇爾 對不起 但我難得一夜自由 |
| 03:58.97, | And I can't spend it at a place | 我不能把一晚上浪費在這 |
| 04:00.46, | that is a proud supporter of Wilson Elementary. | 威爾森小學的榮譽贊助餐館 |
| 04:03.06, | We all need to give back, Claire. | 我們都該回饋社會才對 克萊爾 |
| 04:04.38, | Give me back my night. | 把大好夜晚"回饋"給我吧 |
| 04:05.75, | Okay, well, Longinus did invite us to a boutique opening, | 好吧 朗吉納斯邀請我們去個精品店的開業晚宴 |
| 04:08.91, | You know, cocktails, DJ. | 你懂的 有雞尾酒和音樂 |
| 04:11.16, | But it'll--it'll be a whole scene, though. | 但是會很瘋很鬧的 |
| 04:13.64, | A scene? A scene is perfect. That's great. | 鬧啊 鬧好啊 棒極了 |
| 04:15.89, | I will get in the car before you guys change your mind. | 趁你們還沒改變主意 咱們趕緊上車 |
| 04:17.45, | Come on. Let's go. Let's go. | 快 走吧 出發 |
| 04:19.39, | So does that mean no potpies? | 這么說沒餡餅吃咯 |
| 04:21.14, | Uh, hey, Joanne? Two number nines to go. | 喬安 兩個九號的打包 |
| 04:24.67, | Was I wrong? | 沒說錯吧 |
| 04:25.85, | Are these not the best wings you've ever had in your life? | 敢說這雞翅不是你平生未嘗的美味嗎 |
| 04:27.82, | - Oh, my god. - And you didn't wanna get 40. | 贊不絕口啊-你還說吃不了40個 |
| 04:30.45, | Oh, and by the way, this is just the start of your evening. | 順便說 這只是美好夜晚的開始喔 |
| 04:33.95, | Next up, it's over to the quad | 下一個節目 去方庭 |
| 04:35.00, | for a musical interlude from tenors, anyone? | 欣賞一組男高音表演 要跟我去嗎 |
| 04:38.06, | - It's an all-male singing group... - Got it. | 是一個全男性聲樂團...-我懂的 |
| 04:40.47, | Oh, hey! | 喂 你好 |
| 04:41.79, | Oh, hey. Weren't you on my tour this morning? | 你不是今早在我游覽隊伍里那個嗎 |
| 04:43.88, | Yeah, I'm Haley, and this is my d-- | 對 我叫海莉 這是我老... |
| 04:45.67, | Big brother. You bought it for a second. | 老哥 你信了你信了 |
| 04:47.63, | How are you? Oh, oops. | 你好嗎 噢糟糕 |
| 04:49.72, | Okay. Anyway, you know what? | 好吧 不管怎樣 你知道嗎 |
| 04:52.46, | There is a student mixer going on tonight. | 今晚有個學生聯誼會 |
| 04:54.66, | If you wanna go, me and a bunch of other girls | 你想去的話 我和其他一些女孩 |
| 04:55.82, | are gonna head over there. | 打算一起過去 |
| 04:56.69, | Oh! Uh, you know what? That's okay. | 噢 那個 我想說 還是算了 |
| 05:00.66, | My dad's got this whole thing planned... | 我老爸都計劃好了 |
| 05:02.41, | but thank you anyway. | 不管怎樣多謝了 |
| 05:03.71, | No problem. Well, it was nice meeting you. | 客氣 很高興見到你 |
| 05:05.61, | Nice meeting you. | 我也是 |
| 05:08.25, | How fun is this? Just me and you. | 多歡樂啊 就我們兩個 |
| 05:11.45, | I was a little nervous | 我有點緊張 |
| 05:12.01, | you wouldn't see what's so special about this place. | 怕你沒看出這里的獨特之處 |
| 05:13.98, | Not that I'm pushing you to come here. You know, you're-- | 我不是逼你一定要考這里 你知道 你 |
| 05:16.72, | You're gonna make your own decisions. | 你得自己做決定 |
| 05:19.76, | You wanna go with them, don't you? | 你想跟她們一起去 是不是 |
| 05:21.65, | No, we're doing our thing. | 不 按我們的計劃來 |
| 05:22.55, | Yeah, quick. Before they leave. | 去吧 晚了她們就走了 |
| 05:24.59, | - Are you sure? - Go. I can handle it. | 真的嗎-去吧 我搞得定 |
| 05:26.48, | You're not the first girl to leave me at this table | 你又不是第一個在滿是雞腿的餐桌前 |
| 05:28.31, | with a plateful of chicken wings. | 離我而去的女孩子 |
| 05:30.11, | I'm kidding! | 我開玩笑的 |
| 05:32.33, | I wish I was kidding. | 真希望我是開玩笑 |
| 05:33.94, | - I... - You weren't supposed to hear that. Have fun. | 我...-本不想讓你聽到的 好好玩 |
| 05:35.81, | Okay. | 好的 |
| 05:37.16, | Love you. | 愛你喔 |
| 05:37.77, | Love you. | 愛你喔 |
| 05:44.04, | Nose job. | 鼻子整形了 |
| 05:47.38, | Butt lift. | 提臀了 |
| 05:48.03, | Last summer, that thing was 4 inches off the ground. | 去年夏天 那玩意兒都快垂到地面了 |
| 05:49.83, | What do they do with all the butt they take out? | 她們屁股上的贅肉都跑哪兒去了 |
| 05:52.54, | I have a theory. | 我想我知道答案了 |
| 05:56.21, | Oh, damn! Here comes my ex. | 該死 我前男友來了 |
| 05:57.62, | - Who? Randolph? - Marcus? | -誰啊 蘭多夫嗎 -還是馬可斯 |
| 05:58.92, | LaMichael? | 勒邁克爾嗎 |
| 05:59.66, | No. Matt. I gotta go. | 不 是馬特 我得走了 |
| 06:02.31, | Drama. Love it! | 狗血N角戀 好喜歡 |
| 06:04.35, | This is what I wanted. | 姐要的就是這個 |
| 06:06.50, | Who needs a drink? | 誰要再來一杯嗎 |
| 06:07.27, | I could use a little seltzer water. | 我還是要點礦泉水吧 |
| 06:08.79, | More bubbly, Claire? | 再來點香檳嗎 克萊爾 |
| 06:09.64, | Mm, I will be after I get a drink. | 再來我就"檳至如歸"了 |
| 06:11.29, | See, that's what gay is supposed to be like. | 看 他那才叫好基友的風范嘛 |
| 06:15.11, | Okay, I don't know about you, | 你怎么樣我不清楚 |
| 06:16.00, | but I got about five minutes of fabulous left in me. | 我內心的激情歡樂只剩5分鐘了 |
| 06:17.71, | Yeah, in my mind, I'm already in our kitchen. | 我早就幻想自己在咱家廚房里了 |
| 06:19.35, | I'm watching my potpie rotate in the microwave. | 我在看誘人的肉餅在微波爐里旋轉 |
| 06:22.29, | Okay. Okay. When did hats come back? | 好吧 好吧 帽子什么時候又流行回來了 |
| 06:24.39, | That one's come back about eight times. | 那女人已經來回折騰八趟了 |
| 06:25.76, | Pick a side of the room, lady. | 老實待一邊去吧 老女人 |
| 06:27.67, | All right, there's, like, | 那啥 那邊貌似 |
| 06:28.64, | a thousand people waiting for wine. | 有上千人在排隊拿酒 |
| 06:31.00, | I wanna try on a couple of dresses, | 我要試幾套衣服 |
| 06:32.46, | And then Julian here's gonna take us to a club across town. | 然后朱利安哥帶我們去城郊的酒吧玩 |
| 06:35.35, | I think we're gonna go home. | 我想我們要回家了 |
| 06:37.20, | What? Why? It's 9:30. | 啥 為啥 才九點半 |
| 06:39.13, | It's 9:30? | 都九點半了 |
| 06:40.56, | When did you two become such old women? | 什么時候起你們變成居家老婦了 |
| 06:42.94, | First, you take me to that senior center for porridge, | 起初 你們帶我去老人院喝麥片粥 |
| 06:45.03, | and now you can't even stay up past Luke's bedtime? | 現在連盧克都比你們能熬夜 |
| 06:46.97, | - It's Friday. We get tired on fridays. - We get very tired. | -今天周五 我們都很累 -很疲勞的說 |
| 06:49.66, | I have 3 children. I've been tired since 2005. | 我同時照顧3孩子 累了好多年了 |
| 06:53.20, | Let's rally. You're my ride. | 跟姐瘋狂去吧 你們開車送我 |
| 06:55.15, | If you want to stay out, I can take you home. | 如果你想去玩 我可以送你回家 |
| 06:57.34, | Really? | 真的嗎 |
| 06:57.95, | Of course. | 當然 |
| 06:59.64, | Okay. All right, girls, go home, | 那好吧 姐妹們 回家吧 |
| 07:01.82, | roll up your hair, clap out the lights, | 長發盤好 關關燈 |
| 07:04.16, | cause this guy, who I just met, | 而這個人 素昧平生 |
| 07:06.11, | is gonna show me a good time. | 就能帶我出去好好樂一番 |
| 07:08.54, | Okay, well, if he was straight, | 好吧 如果他是直男 |
| 07:09.67, | this would be just like high school. | 這會就是高中重現了 |
| 07:13.46, | This is ridiculous. | 劇情太腦殘了 |
| 07:14.95, | She's obviously got a pistol under that poncho. | 明顯她在斗篷里藏了把手槍 |
| 07:18.15, | How do you watch this stuff? | 你怎么能看下去啊 |
| 07:20.30, | He's been up there for more than one hour. | 他都在樓上折騰一個多小時了 |
| 07:22.29, | - I can't stand this. - Who's been up there? | 我受不了了-誰在樓上啊 |
| 07:23.57, | Ronaldo's doing the dishes right in front of her. | 羅納爾多就在她面前洗碗啊 |
| 07:25.69, | Manny, in his bedroom. | 我是說曼尼 在他房間里 |
| 07:27.04, | Gloria, are you even watching this? | 歌洛莉亞 你看進去了嗎 |
| 07:28.98, | I'm doing this for you. | 我為你才看的 |
| 07:30.44, | What does he has in that box that he cannot show to me? | 他到底盒子里藏了什么 不想給我看呢 |
| 07:34.35, | Little boys are supposed to keep secrets from their mothers. | 小男孩都會背著媽媽藏秘密 |
| 07:36.86, | Wait. The judge just peeked through the window. | 等等 法官從窗縫里偷窺 |
| 07:39.77, | Is he interested in Celia now? | 他現在看上了西莉亞了嗎 |
| 07:41.82, | She could be his daughter. | 她都能當他女兒了 |
| 07:43.17, | I bet it's a birthday gift for me. | 我猜是給我的生日禮物 |
| 07:45.87, | Yeah, that sounds right. What's he saying? | 有道理 他說什么呢 |
| 07:48.51, | I've never seen him this mad. | 從沒見過他這么惱火 |
| 07:50.52, | Wait a minute. | 等一等 |
| 07:52.48, | I already found my birthday gift underneath his bed. | 我已經在他床底下發現給我的生日禮物了 |
| 07:55.86, | It's a giant hat. | 是個大帽子 |
| 07:57.71, | When did hats came back anyway? | 什么時候起 帽子又流行回來了 |
| 07:59.59, | Now she's reaching under the poncho. | 她伸手到斗篷下面了 |
| 08:01.15, | Like she's gonna shoot Ronaldo. | 貌似她要朝羅納爾多開槍 |
| 08:03.25, | He's the main character, right? | 主角怎么會死呢 當觀眾白癡啊 |
| 08:04.85, | That's it. I'm going up there. | 不管了 我要上去看看 |
| 08:06.13, | Wait, Gloria. No. Don't go. | 等下 歌洛莉亞 別去 |
| 08:07.85, | - Why not? - Think about it. | 為什么-你想啊 |
| 08:09.05, | 13-year-old boy, talks about girls all day long. | 一個13歲的小男孩 整天思春 |
| 08:11.86, | We have more security on these computers than the Pentagon. | 我們電腦的綠壩比五角大樓都嚴密 |
| 08:14.72, | What do you think he's doing up there... Alone? | 你覺得他在上面會做什么 獨自一人 |
| 08:19.38, | Do you think he ordered some movies? | 你覺得他是租了"愛情動作片"嗎 |
| 08:21.18, | Movies, magazines, whatever the hell. | 電影 雜志 一切皆有可能 |
| 08:23.12, | How dare do you say that, Jay?! | 你怎么可以這么說呢 杰 |
| 08:25.83, | He's a little boy! He's just a boy. | 他只是個小男孩 只是個小孩 |
| 08:28.39, | I don't want to talk to you. I'm gonna take a walk. | 我不想跟你說話 我要出去走一走 |
| 08:30.26, | Gloria, come on. | 歌洛莉亞 別這樣 |
| 08:31.56, | Come back. I know you're not mad at me. | 回來吧 我知道你不是沖我發火 |
| 08:33.90, | You just... | 你只是 |
| 08:36.17, | Oh! What'd she do? | 她干了什么 |
| 08:38.29, | Ronaldo! | 羅納爾多 |
| 08:41.91, | Wang chung! | 紅中 |
| 08:43.55, | Pay up, gentlemen! | 付錢吧 先生們 |
| 08:46.53, | Yes! | 爽啊 |
| 08:48.73, | Thank you! | 多謝了 |
| 08:49.84, | Really? That's so nice. | 這么多 真給力 |
| 08:51.77, | Another pitcher, my good woman. | 再來一大罐酒 我的好姑娘 |
| 08:53.19, | Claire would have killed me if she'd known | 要是克萊爾知道 肯定會殺了我的 |
| 08:54.94, | that I let Haley go off alone | 我讓海莉單獨參加派對 |
| 08:56.35, | while I chilled in a bar with some undergrads, | 自己卻和一群學生在酒吧玩樂 |
| 08:58.07, | But I happen to trust my daughter. | 不過我信任我的女兒 |
| 09:01.63, | Also, I was tracking her location with the GPS on her phone. | 但我還是利用她手機上的GPS來追蹤她的位置 |
| 09:05.20, | Fellas, Cedar and Los alamos. That's, uh... | 各位 洛斯阿拉莫斯是哪兒啊 |
| 09:08.56, | Pi chi house? | 是在派凱屋嗎 |
| 09:09.79, | Pi chi? | 派凱屋 |
| 09:20.55, | Oh, come on. Why is my bluetooth not working? | 真是的 我的藍牙怎么用不了 |
| 09:23.45, | Oh, god. It's Longinus. He's gonna be so mad at us. | 天啊 是朗吉納斯 他一定很生我們的氣 |
| 09:26.62, | Hey, Longe. Don't be mad at us for leaving. | 朗吉 不要怪我們先走了 |
| 09:28.65, | I went back to our spot, and everybody was gone. | 我回到我們那桌 所有人都走了 |
| 09:30.50, | Who does that to a sister?! | 誰會對好姐妹做這種事啊 |
| 09:32.08, | We're sorry, but the sitter called, | 抱歉 可小保姆打電話來 |
| 09:33.91, | and, uh, lily was running a fever. | 說莉莉發燒了 |
| 09:35.47, | So... We feel even worse | 所以 我們也很抱歉 |
| 09:36.94, | about dumping Claire on you and your hot date. | 把克萊爾丟給你和你的火辣男友 |
| 09:39.66, | Who is gorgeous, by the way. Seems super funny, too. | 隨便一提 他真是又帥又風趣啊 |
| 09:43.13, | Perfect for you. | 天生一對 |
| 09:44.03, | Please, I wish that was a date. | 拜托 我也希望他是我對象 |
| 09:45.88, | He's my trainer, and he's straight. | 他是我的教練 是個直男 |
| 09:47.47, | What? Julian's straight. Oh, I love it | 什么 朱利安是直男嗎 這樣才贊呢 |
| 09:49.99, | when a straight person and a gay person go out together. | 直男和同志一起出去玩 |
| 09:52.49, | I'd love it a lot more if he was gay. | 如果他是同志我會更開心的 |
| 09:54.11, | Oh, my god. This isn't our car. | 我的天啊 這不是我們的車 |
| 09:55.70, | - What? - This isn't our Prius! | 什么-這不是我們的普銳斯 |
| 09:57.78, | They--they must've given us the wrong one at the valet. | 泊車小弟肯定給錯車了 |
| 09:59.76, | That's why the bluetooth isn't working. | 所以這藍牙才用不了 |
| 10:01.46, | We stole a car? Are you serious? | 我們偷了一輛車 你說真的嗎 |
| 10:02.75, | What's happening? | 出什么事了 |
| 10:03.44, | Oh, we stole a car. Uh, we gotta go. | 我們偷了別人的車 我們得掛了 |
| 10:05.20, | Okay, we did not steal a car, Cam. It was given to us. | 我們沒偷車 小卡 是別人給錯了車 |
| 10:07.92, | Why are you giving me attitude? You're the one that stole a car. | 你對我大呼小叫干什么 你才是偷車的人 |
| 10:10.42, | How is this a stolen car?! How?! | 這怎么能算偷車呢 從何說起 |
| 10:13.53, | I don't know! I'm confused! | 我不知道 我都糊涂了 |
| 10:14.98, | Do you have an aspirin? | 你車上有阿司匹林嗎 |
| 10:15.99, | This isn't my car! | 這不是我的車 |
| 10:22.23, | Hey, Lukie. Hi. What's going on? | 小克 你好啊 出什么事了 |
| 10:25.50, | Oh, I don't know. | 我不知道 |
| 10:26.90, | I'll check. | 我找找 |
| 10:28.40, | I have it. | 在我這兒 |
| 10:29.99, | Well, I could bring it by | 我可以送過來 |
| 10:31.30, | and meet you outside in 20 minutes? | 20分鐘后在外面見 好嗎 |
| 10:33.61, | No, sw--out--out-- outside, sweetie. | 不 外面 在外面 親愛的 |
| 10:35.34, | Okay. Bye-bye. | 好 一會兒見 |
| 10:37.46, | Do you mind swinging by my kid's sleepover? | 你介意順道去一下我兒子過夜的地方嗎 |
| 10:40.01, | I gotta give him this retainer. | 我得把這個矯牙器給他 |
| 10:41.66, | It's on the way to the club. | 就在去酒吧的路上 |
| 10:42.61, | Sure, no problem. | 當然 沒問題 |
| 10:44.01, | Oh! You are so sweet. | 你人太好了 |
| 10:45.34, | Holy pythons, batman. Do you ever leave the gym? | 堅實美臂啊 蝙蝠俠 你都泡在健身房嗎 |
| 10:48.98, | Uh, no. Actually, I'm a trainer and a masseur. | 其實我是健身教練兼按摩師 |
| 10:51.33, | Oh, my god. | 天啊 |
| 10:53.13, | I'm gonna have to try out that second one. | 我可得讓你按摩一下 |
| 10:55.05, | Zip, please. | 幫我拉開拉鏈 |
| 10:57.18, | I gotta say, | 不得不說 |
| 10:58.02, | this night is turning out to be a lot more fun than I expected. | 今晚比我期待得要好玩多了 |
| 11:01.26, | I've got two kids at sleepovers | 我有兩個孩子在別人家過夜 |
| 11:03.18, | and one upstate with daddy. | 另一個和她爸出城了 |
| 11:04.98, | The fun is just beginning. | 好戲才剛剛開始呢 |
| 11:12.37, | Unbelievable. | 難以置信 |
| 11:13.52, | The valet gave our car away to someone, like, | 泊車小弟把我們的車給了其他人 |
| 11:15.17, | an hour and a half ago. | 一個半小時前就給錯了 |
| 11:16.44, | You know what that means. | 你知道這意味著什么 |
| 11:18.24, | Our potpies could be anywhere by now. | 我們的肉餡餅現在有可能在任何地方 |
| 11:21.70, | They probably went home. If--if we knew their address, | 他們可能回家了 如果能找到他們的地址 |
| 11:24.00, | maybe we could see if our car was there. | 也許能看看車在不在那兒 |
| 11:25.67, | Oh, yeah. And how do you propose we do that? | 好啊 那你準備怎么找呢 |
| 11:27.94, | Calculating route home. | 正在計算回家路線 |
| 11:29.44, | Yeah. | 就是這樣 |
| 11:30.57, | Oh, you're good. Mm. | 你挺能干的嘛 |
| 11:31.71, | Oh, and look. Only .6 miles away. | 看 只有半英里多而已 |
| 11:34.01, | Prepare to turn right in 500 feet. | 在前方500英尺處右轉 |
| 11:37.05, | Notice how she didn't wait | 聽聽 她在過路口前 |
| 11:38.41, | until after the turn to tell me, Cam? | 竟然知道提醒我 小卡 |
| 11:40.02, | Really? This? Now? | 不是吧 現在要開吵嗎 |
| 11:41.23, | I'm just... | 我只是 |
| 11:42.39, | Oh, look. They went to see Jay-Z. | 看 他們去聽Jay-Z演唱會了 |
| 11:43.63, | We almost went to see Jay-Z, didn't we? | 我們差點就去看Jay-Z了 不是嗎 |
| 11:45.46, | - No, no, no, 'cause remember it started at 8:30. - Oh, yeah, | -沒有 誰讓它8點半才開始呢 -對 |
| 11:47.56, | which meant he wouldn't have gone on until 10:00. | 也就是說到十點才能結束 |
| 11:49.47, | And then that parking nightmare. | 還有那沒地停車的噩夢 |
| 11:50.77, | Oh, and those stairs. | 觀眾席要命的階梯 |
| 11:52.75, | Okay, I'm hearing it now. | 好 我現在發現問題了 |
| 11:54.84, | Is Claire right? Are we in a rut? | 克萊爾說的對嗎 我們現在很墨守成規 |
| 11:56.41, | Well, we might be, especially compared to these people. | 也許吧 特別是和這些人比 |
| 11:58.73, | Look at this. Cancun luggage tickets. | 看這個 去坎昆的行李票 |
| 12:01.27, | A parking pass to Yosemite. | 優勝美地國家公園的停車票 |
| 12:03.18, | A triathlon bib. This is living. | 鐵人三項的號碼牌 這才是生活啊 |
| 12:05.68, | No, but you know what? We have Lily, okay? | 可是回過頭想 我們有莉莉 對嗎 |
| 12:07.87, | - I know. - You can't do that with a child. | 我知道-你帶著小孩干不了那些事的 |
| 12:09.40, | They have a car seat. | 他們也有兒童專用座椅 |
| 12:11.79, | Okay, fine, we're in a rut. | 好吧 我們是保守又無聊 |
| 12:13.33, | Destination ahead in 900 feet. | 目標在前方900英尺 |
| 12:15.89, | You know, maybe we just need to be around | 也許我們只需要多和 |
| 12:17.34, | more stimulating people. | 有帶動作用的人在一起 |
| 12:18.55, | Well, we're gonna be in about 900 feet. | 前方900英尺內就有這樣的人 |
| 12:20.42, | It's not the craziest idea. They seem like fun people. | 這主意或許可行 他們看起來是有趣的人 |
| 12:22.69, | - Yeah, and maybe we can be new couples friends with them. -Yeah. | -沒錯 也許我們能做伴侶好友 -對 |
| 12:24.82, | You know, we can go out to concerts, | 我們可以一起去聽演唱會 |
| 12:26.79, | try exciting new food, maybe do some luxury camping. | 試吃新品 結伴豪華野營 |
| 12:29.51, | Yeah, hitch our wagon to their star | 沒錯 讓我們胸懷他們的大志 |
| 12:30.81, | and see how fast they spice up our life. | 看他們激揚我們的人生 |
| 12:33.46, | You have arrived. | 你已經到了 |
| 12:34.61, | I believe we have. | 我想也到了 |
| 12:36.93, | You dumb son of a bitch! | 你個傻逼狗娘養的 |
| 12:39.07, | - Oh, my god. - Oh, my god! Oh, my god! | 我的天啊-我的天啊 |
| 12:39.80, | Oh, my god! Oh, my god. What's happening?! | 我的天啊-什么情況啊 |
| 12:40.70, | I can't believe you came back here, you filthy, cheating pig! | 你居然還敢回來 你個劈腿的王八蛋 |
| 12:44.22, | Where is she? Where is she?! | 她在哪 她在哪 |
| 12:45.94, | Back up, I said! | 倒車 快點 |
| 12:47.43, | I'm trying! We are in a rut! | 我正倒著呢 但我們"沉軌"了 |
| 12:49.26, | Really? You wanna talk about that right now? | 都這會了 你還想談"成規"的事 |
| 12:51.00, | No, we are stuck! We're in an actual rut. We're stuck. | 不是 我們卡住了 車輪沉在軌里了 |
| 12:53.83, | Ohh! Oh, my god. Oh, my god! | 我的天啊 我的天啊 |
| 12:56.02, | We are victims of a hate crime right now! | 由愛生恨大發泄 我們慘成受害者 |
| 12:57.85, | - Go! Go! -Oh, my god! | -走開 走開 -我的天啊 |
| 13:05.02, | Oh, no, you don't. | 不行 想都別想 |
| 13:06.71, | Dad, what are you doing here? | 爸 你在這干嘛啊 |
| 13:07.87, | - What's this, buddy. - Ginger ale. | -這是什么 伙計 -姜汁汽水 |
| 13:09.81, | Oh, really? 'cause is smells-- okay, it smells like ginger ale. | 是嗎 可這聞著像 還真像姜汁汽水 |
| 13:12.03, | But that doesn't prove anything. | 但這說明不了什么 |
| 13:12.85, | - What the hell? - We are leaving. | 你搞什么啊-我們該走了 |
| 13:14.27, | I'm having a nice time with-- | 我正玩的盡興呢 |
| 13:15.94, | With this clown? And by the way, it's a little cliche | 和這個蠢蛋玩 順便說一下 你也太老套了 |
| 13:17.86, | to pick someone who looks exactly like your dad. | 找個和你老爸一個款型的男人 |
| 13:20.23, | I got your number, pi chi. | 我知道你電話 小凱子 |
| 13:22.16, | - I know you. - Yeah, you do. | 我認識你-沒錯 你認識 |
| 13:24.25, | This is Ben Ford. He's in my class. | 他叫本·福特 和我一個班的 |
| 13:25.85, | He's visiting, too. | 他也是來參觀的 |
| 13:27.00, | You were my t-ball coach. | 你還教過我兒童棒球呢 |
| 13:28.67, | My dad's your doctor. He's right over there. | 我爸是你的醫生 他就在那 |
| 13:33.55, | What is wrong with you? | 你有什么毛病啊 |
| 13:34.77, | Are you trying to ruin college for me before I even get here? | 你想把我大學生活扼殺在搖籃里嗎 |
| 13:37.44, | No, I-I'm not. | 不 我不是 |
| 13:38.64, | I am so sorry. You are not a clown. | 不好意思 你不是什么蠢蛋 |
| 13:40.86, | You were an excellent backup shortstop. | 你是個很棒的候補游擊手 |
| 13:42.80, | Alecia. Bruce. | 艾麗莎 布魯斯 |
| 13:44.05, | Go, Bullfrogs-- dogs! | 加油 斗牛蛙 斗牛犬隊 |
| 13:46.32, | Go, Bulldogs. | 加油 斗牛犬 |
| 13:47.40, | Claire! | 克萊爾 |
| 13:48.92, | Wow. Really? | 哇 真的嗎 |
| 13:50.85, | No, it's just a shock, is all. | 不是 只是很震驚啊 |
| 13:52.82, | Jay? | 杰 |
| 13:54.12, | So Celia's carrying the judge's baby. | 這么說西莉亞懷著法官的孩子 |
| 13:56.56, | No wonder she shot him. She's hormonal. | 怪不得她開槍射他 孕期狂躁 |
| 13:58.79, | - Who are you talking to? -The housekeeper. | 你跟誰打電話呢-管家而已 |
| 14:00.43, | Maria, I've gotta go. Thanks a lot. | 瑪利亞 我得掛了 多謝劇透 |
| 14:03.93, | Jay, I need you to talk to manny. | 杰 我想讓你和曼尼談談 |
| 14:06.33, | - What? - Well, if he's doing what you think he's doing, | 怎么了-他如果真在干你說的那事 |
| 14:08.41, | Then he needs to talk to a man. | 那他需要和一個男人談談 |
| 14:10.10, | I don't want him to be ashame of anything. | 我不想讓他感到難堪啊 |
| 14:12.14, | Then you don't want to send me in there. | 那么你就不應該讓我去 |
| 14:13.38, | Yeah, but what if-- if he has questions? | 是啊 但如果他有什么疑問呢 |
| 14:15.81, | What if he doesn't know how to-- | 如果他不知道該怎么 |
| 14:17.28, | Gloria, Gloria, whatever he's going through, | 歌洛莉亞 不論他在經歷什么 |
| 14:18.80, | he can work it out himself. | 他都能自己領悟的 |
| 14:20.68, | Help! I'm stuck! | 救命 我卡住了 |
| 14:22.02, | Ay, no, Jay, go. I beg of you! | 不 杰 快去 我求你了 |
| 14:24.25, | - Go! Go! Go! - Gloria. | -快走 快走 -歌洛莉亞 |
| 14:25.37, | I'm extremely reluctant to do this. | 我真不愿做這事兒 |
| 14:27.42, | Please hurry! | 拜托 快點啦 |
| 14:29.26, | Ay, no. I cannot look at this. | 不行 這是"婦女不宜"內容 |
| 14:31.45, | What the hell? | 搞什么啊 |
| 14:33.06, | I can't get down, Jay. | 我下不來了 杰 |
| 14:35.80, | What? What happened to Manny?! | 怎么了 曼尼出什么事了 |
| 14:37.47, | -Ay, somebody say something to me! -Gloria, | 快告訴我出什么事了啊-歌洛莉亞 |
| 14:40.24, | It's okay. | 沒事 |
| 14:40.80, | Come on in. | 進來吧 |
| 14:42.27, | Okay. | 好的 |
| 14:44.22, | He was hanging from that bar up there. | 他剛才倒掛在這橫梁上了 |
| 14:46.03, | What? Why? What do you have on your head? | 啥 為什么啊 你頭上戴的什么東西 |
| 14:48.83, | It's a weighted helmet to stretch me so I can get taller. | 加重頭盔 通過伸展身體來讓我長高 |
| 14:52.28, | Manny! Why do you have to get tall now? | 曼尼 你為什么非要長高啊 |
| 14:55.43, | Love, mom. Why else? | 為了愛情 媽媽 還會為什么 |
| 14:57.10, | I lost Bella to Durkus because, | 我的貝拉跟德克斯跑了 |
| 14:59.03, | in her words, "He's tall." | 按她的話說就是"人家好高啊" |
| 15:00.51, | Everybody else is getting taller but me. | 班里的同學都越長越高 除了我 |
| 15:03.11, | You think it's the coffee? | 你覺得這是咖啡惹的禍嗎 |
| 15:04.21, | No. | 不是 |
| 15:05.26, | Maybe. But-- | 有可能 但是 |
| 15:06.63, | But hanging downside up is not gonna help you. | 可是你這樣"倒掛金鐘"也是做無用功啊 |
| 15:09.45, | The web site said it would. | 網上說可以的 |
| 15:11.54, | Listen, manny, | 聽著 曼尼 |
| 15:12.65, | You're already intelligent and beautiful and funny. | 你已經集美貌 智慧 風趣于一身了 |
| 15:17.02, | If you get tall, you're going to have everything, | 如果你再長高點 你就過于完美了 |
| 15:19.84, | And those poor boys | 其他那些歪瓜裂棗 |
| 15:21.16, | Are not gonna have anything to compete with you. | 怎么再和你相提并論呢 |
| 15:24.01, | Look at this. | 看看這 |
| 15:25.59, | You have a mark on your head now. | 你頭上都有個傷痕了 |
| 15:27.89, | I'm gonna go get you some ice, okay? | 我給你拿些冰來 好不好 |
| 15:31.56, | That's a lot of pretty words, but they don't help me tomorrow. | 話倒挺好聽的 可我明天怎么辦啊 |
| 15:33.77, | Sorry, kid. It's just one of those things. | 抱歉 孩子 都浮云而已 |
| 15:35.30, | You get taller when you get taller. | 該長高時候自然就會長高 |
| 15:37.21, | Why don't you get ready for bed? | 你應該睡覺了吧 |
| 15:46.12, | Ah, jeez. | 老天 |
| 15:48.23, | You know, when I was your age, | 我像你這么大的時候 |
| 15:49.95, | I started working out to get the girls. | 我靠健身來吸引女生 |
| 15:52.23, | You think that would help? | 你覺得有用嗎 |
| 15:53.28, | Yeah. So tomorrow, we start working out. | 沒錯 明天 我們一起去健身 |
| 15:56.10, | Okay? | 好不好 |
| 15:58.33, | Maybe I'll even show you a few pull-ups | 要不然我來給你做幾個引體向上 |
| 15:59.97, | On, uh, this bad boy here, huh? | 就在這玩意上面 |
| 16:06.81, | You see that? | 你看見沒 |
| 16:09.04, | Pretty soon, that's how strong... you're gonna be. | 過不了多久 你也能 這么壯 |
| 16:14.02, | - Thanks, mom. - Shh! | -謝了 媽媽 -噓 |
| 16:15.35, | - I don't want them to know I was here. - Okay. | 我不想讓他們知道我在這-好的 |
| 16:17.31, | Oh, Claire, I thought that was you. | 克萊爾 我就知道是你 |
| 16:18.75, | Thank god. Come in. | 謝天謝地 快進來 |
| 16:19.98, | I can't. 'cause I'm sick, remember? Sorry. | 不行 因為我病了 記得不 抱歉 |
| 16:22.58, | Well, my DVD player just broke, | 其實 我DVD機壞了 |
| 16:23.88, | and none of us know how "Gone With the Wind" Ends. | 我們都沒看到《亂世佳人》的結局是什么 |
| 16:25.28, | But you saw it, right? | 但你看過 對吧 |
| 16:26.40, | - Oh, is that Claire? - Yeah. | 是克萊爾嗎-是 |
| 16:27.67, | Can you tell us what happened? | 能告訴我們結局嗎 |
| 16:28.97, | I could, but I don't want to ruin it for you. | 我能 但我不想給你們劇透啊 |
| 16:30.92, | No, we really need to know. We need to know. | 不會 我們真的想知道 我們真的想 |
| 16:32.44, | Claire. Just tell us. -Um... | 克萊爾 快告訴我們吧 |
| 16:34.69, | Scarlett is... really mad at Clark Gable | 郝思嘉真的很生克拉克·蓋博的氣 |
| 16:39.70, | Because, um, he says so many bad things. | 因為他說了很多不好聽的話 |
| 16:42.73, | And didn't he, um, burn down a farm or something? | 是不是 還把 一農場什么的給點了 |
| 16:45.97, | Claire, have you been drinking? | 克萊爾 你是不是醉了 |
| 16:49.95, | I had a hot toddy. Made one for my throat. | 我喝了點蘇格蘭熱托地 喉嚨有點不舒服 |
| 16:52.61, | Pretty dressed up for a night in bed, right? | 晚上臥床的話 你這也穿的太光鮮了吧 |
| 16:55.30, | Yeah, I-I just threw on the first thing I could find... | 我只是隨手拿了件衣服穿 |
| 16:57.11, | when Luke called, and it was just right there on the chair. | 盧克打電話來時 正好那件就在椅子上 |
| 16:58.88, | She has a stamp on her hand. | 看她手上還蓋著章呢 |
| 17:00.81, | Okay. All right. | 好吧 |
| 17:02.15, | Before we bust out the pitchforks and the torches, | 在大家點亮火把 群起而捉奸之前 |
| 17:04.24, | May I remind you | 可別忘了 |
| 17:05.54, | that I've driven every one of your children home | 我曾經幫你們把孩子都送回家 |
| 17:07.18, | and heimliched at least one, Bethenny. | 還急救過至少一個 貝瑟妮 |
| 17:09.14, | Hi.-Hello. | 大家好-你好 |
| 17:10.51, | This is totally inappropriate. But could I use your bathroom? | 說來尷尬 我能借用下洗手間嗎 |
| 17:12.95, | Sorry. You kept pushing the drinks. | 抱歉 你一直灌我喝酒 |
| 17:14.32, | I--friend. Gay friend. Gay. | 他是我朋友 同志朋友 |
| 17:17.19, | - I-I'm not gay. -Yes, you are. | 我不是同志-你必須得是 |
| 17:18.89, | I-I'm not gay. I'm--I'm french. | 我不是同志 我只是法國人 |
| 17:20.79, | You thought I was gay? | 你以為我是同志 |
| 17:22.24, | - Are you serious right now? - Well, are you? | -你是認真的嗎 -你對我是"認真的"嗎 |
| 17:23.96, | You've been throwing yourself at me all night. | 你整晚都在投懷送抱 |
| 17:25.57, | No, no. No, I have not. | 哪有 我才沒有呢 |
| 17:27.30, | - Bethenny, grab the pinot. - Bethenny, do not grab the pinot. | -貝瑟妮 拿葡萄酒來 有好戲看了 -貝瑟妮 別聽她的 |
| 17:29.86, | You undressed in front of me. You squeezed my arm. | 你在我面前脫衣服 還捏我的手臂 |
| 17:33.49, | You asked me for a massage. What was all that? | 你還讓我替你按摩 那些都算什么 |
| 17:35.39, | That was--that was me safely objectifying a gay person. | 那時我以為你是個同志 |
| 17:39.60, | Wow, Claire! | 天哪 克萊爾 |
| 17:40.95, | When I wrote "Don't ever change" in your yearbook, | 當時我在年鑒里寫"永遠別變" |
| 17:43.30, | I didn't mean it like this. | 可不是這個意思啊 |
| 17:44.47, | Oh, ease up, Holly. | 放輕松 霍麗 |
| 17:46.29, | Okay, I lied. | 我是撒謊了 |
| 17:48.42, | I lied, but I get one night to myself, | 我是撒謊了 我好不容易得到個自由之夜 |
| 17:51.95, | and I just wanted to spend it with some fun gay people. | 我只想和風趣的同志朋友縱情歡樂 |
| 17:55.90, | It's not my fault this one decided to be straight. | 這人決定變直又不是我的錯 |
| 17:57.96, | I've always been straight. | 我從來就是直的 |
| 17:59.08, | Oh, you don't get to talk! | 你沒資格說話 |
| 18:00.32, | I took fashion advice from you! | 我居然還向你咨詢了時尚觀點 |
| 18:02.79, | Oh, my god. Do I even look good in this dress? | 天哪 我穿這身衣服好看嗎 |
| 18:04.81, | No. Not you. | 不 絕不問你了 |
| 18:07.28, | It's really short, isn't it? | 太短了 是吧 |
| 18:09.41, | It's short. | 的確 |
| 18:10.22, | Yeah. | 是啊 |
| 18:13.03, | Please? | 求你了 |
| 18:14.22, | Please, just listen to me for one second. | 求你了 就聽我說幾句 |
| 18:16.25, | Go away! Stop following me! | 離我遠點 別跟著我 |
| 18:18.01, | Hey, you wanna tell me why you're bothering this young lady? | 能告訴我為何要騷擾這位女士嗎 |
| 18:20.19, | Oh, no, no, no, no. Officer, this is my daughter. Tell him. | 不是的 警官 這是我女兒 快告訴他 |
| 18:22.44, | Tonight, I don't know who you are. | 今晚 我根本不認識你 |
| 18:23.96, | She's... she's joking. | 她是在開玩笑 |
| 18:26.16, | I'm not dangerous. | 我可不是危險人物 |
| 18:27.53, | In fact, I-I-I helped to put all the lights on this path. | 實際上 我還曾幫這條小路裝過燈泡呢 |
| 18:29.60, | 20 years ago, | 20年前的事了 |
| 18:30.60, | some friends and I took back the night. So... | 我和朋友一些朋友參加完"維護女性"運動 |
| 18:32.74, | I-I think I just... | 我想我剛剛 |
| 18:33.97, | - I embarrassed her a little. - "A little"? | 有點讓她難堪了-只是有點嗎 |
| 18:37.51, | That sweatshirt embarrasses me "A little." | 程度過輕 你那衣服才叫讓我有點難堪 |
| 18:40.05, | Yep, that's a daughter. | 是女兒 鑒定完畢 |
| 18:42.91, | Tonight was insane. | 今晚是怎么了 |
| 18:44.38, | Why did you have to act like that? | 你干嗎要表現得那樣 |
| 18:46.36, | You were at that party. | 你正在參加一個派對 |
| 18:47.53, | I see you talking to frat boys, and-- | 我看到你正和某個兄弟會男孩說活 |
| 18:49.00, | Isn't that why we're here, so I can experience college? | 這不就是此行的目的嗎 感受大學校園 |
| 18:52.35, | I mean, what are you gonna do when I actually go? | 要是我真來了大學 你會怎么做 |
| 18:55.54, | I don't know. Freak out, I think. | 不知道 也許會抓狂 |
| 19:00.79, | Look... | 聽著 |
| 19:04.49, | Your whole life, my job has been to protect you-- | 你長這么大 都是我在保護你 |
| 19:07.43, | A job I kinda love. | 甜蜜的負擔 |
| 19:10.30, | Now I feel like I'm being forced into early retirement. | 現在看來我不得不提前退休了 |
| 19:14.23, | I just needed to find you and make sure you were okay... | 我只是想找到你 確保你安然無恙 |
| 19:18.77, | For as long as I still get to do that. | 堅守到最后一口氣在 |
| 19:24.36, | Just like you-- | 你總是這樣 |
| 19:26.61, | Piss me off and then say something sweet. | 惹我發火然后又讓我感動 |
| 19:30.85, | I'm not leaving until the fall. | 我要到秋季才走呢 |
| 19:33.42, | Maybe by then I can figure out | 也許那時能找到個方法 |
| 19:35.39, | how to put a force field around you. | 設計出什么東西保護著你 |
| 19:39.56, | I've been working on that one | 我一直在尋求解決之道 |
| 19:40.69, | Since the first time I tried to fasten you into your car seat. | 自從第一次幫你系安全帶起就開始了 |
| 19:45.40, | I pinched your chunky little thigh. | 當時我把你綁的太緊了 |
| 19:51.05, | Even though you basically just called me fat. | 雖然你這是在間接說我胖 |
| 19:57.44, | So... | 好了 |
| 19:59.51, | Is it really fun? | 這真的很好玩嗎 |
| 20:01.31, | What? | 什么 |
| 20:08.79, | No! | 不會吧 |
| 20:10.69, | We all struggle with limitations... | 我們都糾結于為人之限 |
| 20:13.79, | Some we're willing to accept... | 有一些我們愿意接受 |
| 20:15.69, | You know, I just wanna be home, | 我現在只想回家 |
| 20:17.27, | reading on opposite ends of the sofa. | 靠著沙發讀點書 |
| 20:19.81, | And some we're not. | 還有一些我們不愿接受 |
| 20:21.56, | I'm so embarrassed I did that. | 我那樣做太尷尬了 |
| 20:23.23, | I'm just so happy that that was all it was. | 你只是做那個 我們很欣慰 |
| 20:25.53, | Why? What'd you think I was doing? | 怎么 你以為我在做什么 |
| 20:28.53, | It's never too late to grow in life. | 永葆童心也未嘗不可 |
| 20:30.65, | Oh, my god! | 天哪 |
| 20:33.89, | Thanks to our patented lengthenator, | 有了我們的專利助長器 |
| 20:36.23, | you can increase your height by up to 4 inches." | 您將最高能增高4英寸 |
| 20:39.23, | I can't believe he would spend $50 on this thing. | 難以置信 他居然花了50美元來買 |
| 20:41.95, | I know. | 就是嘛 |
| 20:43.02, | He could've got a 2-year subscription to "Playboy" For that. | 這些錢都夠他訂兩年的花花公子了 |
| 20:45.91, | He's not getting the "Playboy" Ever! Ow! | 他不會去訂什么花花公子 |
| 20:49.51, | He's a little boy! | 他只是個小孩 |
| 20:52.72, | Wouldn't it be great if we woke up tomorrow | 等我們明早起來會不會發現 |
| 20:54.05, | and our car had found its way home? | 我們的車已經回來了 |
| 20:55.49, | Yeah, I feel that's not the way it's gonna happen. | 我覺得事情不會這么發展 |
| 20:57.55, | Happened on the farm one time. | 我在農場就遇到過 |
| 20:58.94, | A tornado scooped up one of our calves, | 一場龍卷風卷走了我們的一頭牛犢 |
| 21:00.89, | Dropped it who knows where. Six months later, | 誰知道卷到哪去了 可六個月后 |
| 21:02.78, | A full-grown cow comes walking up the driveway-- | 一頭成年牛沿著車道走回來了 |
| 21:05.36, | Same markings, same moo. | 一樣的花紋 一樣的叫聲 |
| 21:06.70, | - That night, we-- - We ate like kings. | -那晚 我們 -我們大餐了一頓 |
| 21:08.35, | Okay, I've told it before. | 之前我說過這故事 |
| 21:10.57, | oh, my gosh! It's our car! | 我的天哪 那是我們的車 |
| 21:14.26, | I see you've met my wife. | 看來你們見過我老婆了 |
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